I was making love to my wife last night. She said, "Kiss me where it smells" so I drove her to New Jersey.

ROFL

Why? Because I responded to your post?

Tell this one to your study buddies, Cephalic. They'll think you're a big hit!

An old man goes to a doctor. The doctor comes back and says, "I've got bad news: You've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old man goes, "Well at least I don't have cancer!"

you should post in this thread regularly, to remind us all that we're not scouts....lest we forget

and to remind us that you aren't interested in our opinions.....maybe once a day?

It's noble of you to think of yourself as this intellectual gadfly, Cephalic. It's not at all arrogant, false, and a bunch of bullshit.

In the meantime, you'll make lots of friends with the dumbasses on this board. That's what your superior intellect wants, right? People who will engage you with challenging thoughts and not rape jokes?

Yeah, right.

Will do, as long as you continue to ask me questions about my motives for being on the board and eliciting said response.

The first paragraph is an assumption you made, not me.

I didn't come here to make friends, man. Just wanted to talk some football. And I didn't want to be engaged with challenging thoughts... I'd take your class for that:).

So I take it we have another candyass vagina posting on here. Imagine that.

Okay I have to admit I laughed at that one ha

Are you part of talking can's research team?

Jesus dude...

Do you realize how ****ing stupid you sound? Do you realize that you are just spouting absolute nonsense? Mediocre talent?

You, sir, are an idiot.

Research

Hypothesis: Geno Smith is the best quarterback in the draft.

Introduction
History says quarterbacks drafted in the first round win games and super bowls. This makes me really excited and motivates me to make tons of gifs and pictures with Geno Smith in a Chiefs uniform. Thus, I decided to do research on Geno Smith and other quarterbacks to address my question and solidify my preconceived notions that he is the best.

Method
Sit in my mom's basement and watch game film and take notes. I only take breaks to get more cheetos and mountain dew (sometimes mom just brings them down) or relieve myself (pee, poop, and masturabate because of Geno's awesome talent). Then I got on the internet and read stuff from people who love Geno too. KY jelly was used for the final phase of my research.

Results
Geno Smith has a rocket arm, dead on accuracy, and threw for 7 td's in a game once. This means he's really good. And I heard he went to a school for the gifted when he was 5. So he's smart. And he's black so he has a cock the size of a shampoo bottle. This was confirmed by my radio guy who went into the locker room once. When I used the KY for Geno films, I came in an average of 2.5 seconds. While watching Barkley, Wilson, and Glennon, I got nothing (though it's worth noting Glennon's ostrich look had me close). These results suggest Geno is clearly the best.

Discussion
There is no discussion. Any question of Geno will be met with an insult of your intellect, which will then progress into jokes about butts and poo poo cuz they're funny and people like them. Case closed. Draft Geno. It will save me $30 a month in porn subscriptions if Geno is in a Chiefs jersey.

References
Youtube
Google
Pornhub (Geno has a sex tape that was used to confirm the size of his penis)

Special Acknowledgements
My mom for letting me use her basement.

While I laugh at your idiocy, I enjoyed the post.

He's already done that over the course of three full seasons of starting at QB. Like one ****ing post season All-Star game throwing to guys who are running vanilla routes is going to mean one goddamn thing.

Idiot.