http://www.footballsfuture.com/2009/fa/rb.html

Darren Sproles, UFA, San Diego Chargers
Sproles is a spark plug of a runner, who doesn’t shy away from contact and has excellent speed. He has done most of his work on special teams, where he is averaging more than 25 yards per kick return and almost 11 yards per punt return. Sproles’ best hope is to be a number two back while doing the special teams work as well; that’s just the position he finds himself in with the Chargers. Sproles will likely stay unless a team offers him a chance at a starting role. Michael Turner has found some success having left San Diego, but Sproles doesn’t have the same skill set.

Oh.

This is the end of his first contract, I thought that made him RFA, I guess not.

I highly doubt the Chargers won't bring him back. They'll give him his money.

Last night when the Chargers won the OT Coin Flip, I did a celebratory fist pump and hit myself in the right testicle. It knocked the wind out of me for like 2 minutes.

My right testicle is still in pain this morning, I hit it pretty square.

Why the hell would you even hit yourself anywhere near your penis?

Stand up and do a celebratory fist pump, now imagine you were doing it to something in a playoff game and that means you turn up the intensity by 10 times....

You could imagine it, no?

Are you related to Reerun?

I guess I've never done a fist pump.