God I love sluts.

You seem to have low self esteem, knock that shit off if you want a real woman and not some random ass, well it could get you that too

Okay. But I'm not looking for advice anymore. I'm just posting personal experiences.

I'm done trying to be anyone but me. If that means I'm not confident, then so be it.

I just think you should give yourself more credit thats all

in time it'll happen

I think you may overanalyze stuff more than I do, and that's a lot.

Yeah. I'm a work in progress. I'm like a Jackson Pollock painting. Half way through, you would have looked at it and thought he was crazy. But when its all said and done, people go... ohhhh. Wait a second... people still say, "WTF" at his fully-done work.

Okay, here's a better simile. I'm like a Jackson Pollock painting. Although I'm not for the masses, I have a niche audience that gets me... lol

And if you don't know who Jackson Pollock is... SHAME ON YOU! :-)

hehe it's all good dude

I really do. And believe it or not (referring back to the weed), I freak out when I get high, so I don't go there anymore... :-)

I just need to find something to chill me out... seriously. Does anyone know how someone can just chill the fuck out??? That is something I'll take advice on.

BTW, you haven't seen anything yet. I analyze EVERY post on here, trying to find the underlying motive for it. Most come from the reference of fun, and some to try create power and assert an alpha-male attitude. Some even are for intimacy (friendship), and some to try and create peace. Most are a mix of some or all.

You need to stop thinking sometimes, too much ****s you up honestly, just go with the flow.

Heh.

You're a silly ****ed up mess of a guy. I can respect that.

Even if I still think you might be an alt.

I think he's possibly more ****ed up than I am.

He reminds me of Moooo. That should scare the shit out of him.

I don't know who you are, but you seem fine. You have some anger issues, and you've developed a complex in the intimacy/friendship part of your life, but that's okay.

And this is no alt. No one alts to this. Like I said, they either try to act over the top silly, super aggressive, or occasionally try and behave as a totally normal person who everyone likes, cause they got started off on the wrong foot. I don't fit the mold of any of these.

Feels good don't it?

Very possible.

In the grand scheme of things, you're not all that ****ed up. You're just socially reeruned. (I mean that in the best way possible... as in "stunted growth")

No doubt whatsoever.

I read about you and moo. I just feel bad for you for TRUSTING someone and getting fucked over. Having been with a person who, "Moo"ed me, I can tell you I never got over it. She helped me adopt the mentality that if I don't loan out my heart to a girl, she'll never crush it.

The fact that I felt like a player for a short while TOTALLY outweighed the sex.

I just want to know I can get chicks. I don't really care if I get them. I just want one or two here and there. But to have lots of chicks WANT to be with me, would be great.

Two relationships have taught me two different things. Never give your heart away too easily, nor your money.

Imagine what it must have felt like to be Elvis and walk into a party.

The girl I was talking to at work... She tells me she got 200 dollars stolen from her. So I try to give her 20 cause I have it to give, and she said she didn't even have enough to get to work. But I got really insistent on her taking it. I think it freaked her out.

Plus she told me she got a boyfriend... who ISN'T me!!! Like I didn't see that one coming... lol. She said it was because she doesn't want a serious relationship, and she could see us getting too serious for her. What that tells me is that I'm too clingy... Even though I don't know how.

And not Fat Elvis either... Like 1959 Elvis, right before he entered the military.

Ahhh... to dream.

Or it means that she's interested in more than that with you, and doesn't want to risk it.

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

"Lets just be friends!!!"

Uh, no. I'm done with that. If I wanted a friend, I'd find a guy to hang out with. I've had SO MANY "female friends" over the years, I almost get my own period now.

I hate this friend crap. I don't wanna be your friend, and I told you that from the first week I met you. ARRRGH!

The closest I ever got to that was in Korea. You (or anybody) could walk in a club and take your pick of about 40 women. As long as you had $2.

Lol... awesome.

When I was in a sociology class, I found out that women from Baltic (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania), and Scandinavian countries (Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and Finland), are the most apt to engage in sociosexual activity, or basically casual sex. The amount of partners by 25 is almost double what it is here in the US, and even probably more pronounced here in the midwest.

So, my dream vacation is to go over there, and get my drink on. If I can't be a player in a former Soviet Bloc nation, then there's no hope for me. ;-)

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

Is it, "I put on my wizard hat?" Or something like that?

Anyone feeling like love is a four-letter word should turn on Comedy Central right now.

Christopher Titus is doing a special called "Love is Evol" (Evil) Even if you don't. Its funny shit.

Don't worry about the 1st part, and the second part can be arranged. :evil:

You're really a girl aren't you?

And some things are EXACTLY what they appear to be.

Mine are derived from inner-awesomeness.

Sometime this thread makes me question humanity.

Girls are way more manly than he is.

Nah. He saw you post about giving a guy money so he's trying to get in like flynn. Everything we talk about, that one girl at work did to him.

If you give Buddah money, he'd better be good in bed.

You know you want me...

I also think she wants you...








...to shut the hell up.

or

...to go away.

:-) Naw... She's just playing hard to get.

Her?

Playing hard to get?

I just about shot iced tea out my nose.

I would lay you out naked on my dining room table, coat you in ice cream and castor oil and lick every inch of you before I had anything to do with Buddah.

Which means Luv will love him.

You spelled my name wrong... which means I STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!

HOO HAH!

what r u gonna do with me once you throw me over your shoulder

Carry you back to my cave and show you how real cavemen do it.

Are you gonna grunt and pull my hair like a caveman?

Ug like pretty woman. Ug pull hair!

Yea talk dirty to me!

Dirty girl...dirty girl likes to have her hair pulled while her big man pins her down and grunts...Dirty girl likes to sweat...

You sure know how to kill a girl's super slam.

Now that reall IS harsh! Poor luv really she just needs to climax like 36 times to get pas all that :)

/swoon

So you're saying there's a chance!

That wasn't harsh to Luv! It was in reference to us having very dissimilar tastes in men. All evidence to the contrary.

"What was all that, 'one in a million' talk?"

Ummmm Clayton you have that backwards. YOU throw girl against wall, you grab the hair at the base of her neck and pull her to you to take what you want...

Take 2!!! Try again

I figured there was a better chance that Mer'd show up on his doorstep in a leather bodice and stiletto knee boots with a cat 'o nine tails flung over her shoulder, telling him to kneel and lick his way up his mistress, than her playing hard to get. Not that either possibility is likely.

Young guys pull from the top of the head.

I don't like that.

Wow, we got a live one here!

Well I agree with you but still to say that Luv really is looking for a wuss and not a masculine man is a slam in my book...

I'm pretty sure you just called me easy, but since I was just talking about your penis and your naked body all in one day, I'll take the shot.

I bet she'd have a lot of fun with the latter.

We really shouldn't be talking about her behind her back.

Once you have experience you know the ways of the force and women

haahahahahahaha

Stuff your sweaty loincloth in her mouth.

Most girls do like to be thrown around a bit. Not like in a violent way, but they like for guys to go caveman on them.

It took me a while to figure that one out, though. Even with all the feminism and everything going on in the world, most women still subscribe to those older cues in certain facets of their life... which can make it really hard for guys to know when they're supposed to be all politically correct, and when they're supposed to be a real man.

Well my opinion is she has yet to find someone that can do "that" to her and if she does she'll be spoiled from all the other "boring" guys. I know you know what I mean

You told me to go with the mexican. This one seems far nastier.

Nah, I was just saying you'd take what you wanted as opposed to playing hard to get. Although I see how that could be taken another way.

Well we like it to. Or are you a girl after all?

ARGH.

You're always supposed to be a real man. Which would mean knowing what your partner likes. If the stupid bitch ****ing you likes to be thrown around by you then it's NOT politically incorrect.

12 year olds are giving blow jobs. We've crossed into the beyond.

? I'm a guy. I'm not the prototypical one, but I'm still a guy.

I don't like to be thrown around at all, though. fuck that.

No she's the exact opposite. Damn learn how to read women will you! She needs a VERY strong masculine type to keep her from total male emasculation. She would chew up a "normal" guy and spit him out. Right dear :)

And then there are other stereotypes, like men shouldn't have to do housework, that if you try and subscribe to nowadays, you get CRUCIFIED for.

Like I said, since the feminist movement, there's a tightrope men have to walk now, cause its only okay for them to be a man ONCE IN A WHILE.

Buddha's just waiting for that perfect girl, the one who makes him get on all fours, straps on a 10-incher and pulls his hair while she pounds him doggy style shouting "who's the bitch now?"

I'd say mer's a little more complicated than that.

I'd don't need to read women, in any case. I'm done with them.

Actually no. I'm looking for the woman who can put up with my mood swings.

I actually don't like to be dominated. But, I don't like to control, either. I don't understand why one person always has to be, "in charge." Like we can't govern ourselves?

It's actually a little funny.

My bar was set so low as to how I'd let one certain man treat me, that when I first started dating my current love, I'd do double takes because he'd do the common courtesies and niceties that I wasn't used to.

And yet, he's not what you'd call a traditional nice guy.

If I was going to guess, I'd say you are attracted to larger men. Not fat, but tall, and thicker.

I told her she was a bad girl and I was getting out of my "rod of reform."

I'd guess Mer is attracted to personality over appearance, and that she's been involved with a variety of body types.

But I can't read women.

"Rod of reform" sounds like part of a prison relationship.

Its funny my last long term girl friend said I was a good guy with an edge, said I was just enough of an asshole to keep things interesting. Probably pretty accurate.

I really dislike being called a "nice" guy, cuz its almost always followed by the word but.

Nooooo...

I don't know how to describe what I need to you.

I fight for as much freedom as I can grab. I need someone strong enough to help curtail that. Someone smart enough that I can respect what he's actually saying. Someone disciplined enough to know how to be stern without being rude. Someone fanciful enough to find my eccentricities cute. Someone brave enough to let me stop being scared.

If I can walk on him, then other people can too. That's where my love would end. If you're not strong enough to stand up to me... and I'm ****ing adorable... then you don't have a shot.

If you're being dirty and talking about sex, then I like it all. Everytime. Everyone does everything. I'm greedy I guess.

My current boyfriend is posted in the Pictures forum.

Good grief dude... you are a disaster...

Quit worrying about what you think women are looking for. That's irrelevant and futile. Go open a window and shout to the world that you know nothing about women. Get that off your chest. Accept it. Embrace it. Then start being yourself instead of what you're picturing the ideal male as. Women are generally attracted to confident men. A back and forth attitude or apprehension on how you act is a red flag that you're not confident with who you are. A confident man doesn't give a shit what that particular women may be looking for.

You're trying waaaaay too hard. You can't be what "they" want you to be. That's not how it works. When you quit trying, you might find a girl admiring you for the right reasons... Until then you'll continue to look like a clueless amateur that's trying to be Fabio, but coming off as a Woody Allen character...