CoMo pooh-poohs the idea of condom usage when visiting with Ugandan prostitutes...

CoMo insisted to George Reeves that investing in firearms would solidify his retirement plan...

Como suggested moving The Tonight Show back 30 minutes to accommodate Leno's ratings abyss.

CoMo told Scott Howard to be the wolf in the state title game.

CoMo loves every 'Police Academy' movie except the first one.

CoMo thinks that Laverne and Shirley is the best TV comedy show of all time.

If |Zach|'s lame-ass "I'm leaving" thread is in the HOC, this one damn sure should be.

CoMo wrote the songs for "St. Anger"...and then he helped record them.

CoMo's afraid to drink Pepsi after eating a handful of PopRocks.

CoMo told Rob and Fab to "blame it on the rain".

CoMo changed his name to something that started with D so he'd live longer.

Dogs have a smell referred to as "blame it on CoMo"

CoMo puts Aldi ketchup on his ribeye

CoMo bought an Alltel phone

CoMo stays awake throughout every ballet and opera ever written.