CoMo believed it wasn't butter.

CoMo tightens his tie until it's the size of a pinhead.

CoMo reads every line of the newspaper.

CoMo ate all of his vegetables as a kid.

CoMo bought Enron stock with the money from selling his Apple stock.

There's no chin behind CoMo's beard...just another mouth that makes shitty predictions.

CoMo said we would enter another ice age by 1980.

CoMo wears an Affliction shirt under his Boondock Saints shirt.

CoMo killed all the hyenas at the zoo for laughing at him

CoMo still can't find Waldo.

LMAO

Guns don't kill people. The bookies coming after CoMo do.

The chief export of CoMo is bullshit.

CNN was originally the "Como No-no Network" to update Americans on the information that CoMo got wrong.

CoMo puts a red checker next to a verticle line of three red checkers and thinks he just won Connect Four.