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Bowser 12-04-2021 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GlassJaw (Post 15989933)
Thanks for discuss. I've found the women kind enjoy structure jaw. No curve to fight makes them for the night.
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Skyy God 12-04-2021 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 12948933)
That's very true advice.

If your really good looking, tall, and have great charm then you can really go after those quite shy type of women who never get laid. Ones who are dying to spill all their silver dollars and say things like "I've never done that before".

My favorite is the older broken milf who was married to the same guy since HS and now finds herself single. Take'em out on a fun date, win their trust and they will go wild if you lead them to it. I once gave one a piggy back ride to the car as we where leaving the casino and she couldn't remember the last time she had one(I asked her). She was melted butter in my hand after that. Try it sometime on a date. Something as simple as a piggyback ride can do you wonders on opening up some fun/laughter.
So THAT’S the origin of the piggyback ride…..

Raiderhater 12-04-2021 05:57 PM
I swear I posted that this was a classic thread but the obvious mult who bumped it needed to be banned.

I guess Sailor Jerry is less my friend than Wild Turkey. WTF ever, Bowser was on top of it.

Jewish Rabbi 12-04-2021 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 15989968)
So THAT’S the origin of the piggyback ride…..
It works so well he had to buy his wife from Asia!

Easy 6 12-04-2021 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 15989955)
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 15989964)
SO glad it wasn't just me who sniffed a turd

bdj23 12-04-2021 07:08 PM
Hahahahaha

I love this thread

I've gone from giving OP advice to get laid to a grey haired dad

Raiderhater 12-04-2021 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 15990102)
Hahahahaha

I love this thread

I've gone from giving OP advice to get laid to a grey haired dad
You’re old.

bdj23 12-04-2021 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 15990107)
You’re old.
Get off my lawn you queer

CoMoChief 12-04-2021 07:41 PM
There was this place in Columbia called D Rowe's, just south of the MU football field.

All of us called it Cougars. It's a restaurant/bar in the nice country club part of town where lonely horny Dr/Lawyer wives like to socialize/drink and pickup college guys.

If you wanted/needed to get laid, you just go there and you had about a 90% chance of getting laid.

Fun times...

AssEaterChief 12-04-2021 07:57 PM
Did this bundle of sticks ever get laid or was he just a mult?

scho63 12-05-2021 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 15990146)
There was this place in Columbia called D Rowe's, just south of the MU football field.

All of us called it Cougars. It's a restaurant/bar in the nice country club part of town where lonely horny Dr/Lawyer wives like to socialize/drink and pickup college guys.

If you wanted/needed to get laid, you just go there and you had about a 90% chance of getting laid.

Fun times...
Had a place just like that called The Barbershop back in New Jersey. 20 year old guys and 30-40 year old women who were horndogs out for a lay.

It was a perfect match :LOL:

Titty Meat 12-05-2021 12:29 PM
I do. Alot of dudes on CP dont but I do

Clyde Frog 12-05-2021 01:24 PM
Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss.


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crispystl 12-05-2021 04:17 PM
Sooooo…..did you ever get laid?


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Simply Red 12-05-2021 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 15990754)
I do. Alot of dudes on CP dont but I do
hell yeah double B!


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