CoMo told Germany to send the Zimmerman Letter to Mexico.

CoMo thinks the dinosaurs are hiding on an island that we can't see or reach.

CoMo doesn't shower...he just rolls around in shit.

CoMo cuts into giant cakes without understanding how blood is getting on the knife.

CoMo invented the Flock of Seagulls haircut, and is secretly the lead singer from Army of Lovers.

The one thing CoMo and Chuck Norris have in common is that when they talk, people listen...and die. The difference between the deaths is usually suicide vs. homocide.

CoMo tries to order Big Macs from Burger King.

Padding!

CoMo told me to pad the posts so it would get closer to 1000

CoMo did....something.

CoMo told me to do something anti-climactic for the 1000th post.

CoMo chooses the Iron in monopoly

CoMo actually feels guilty for playing the board game Sorry.

CoMo thought that the University of Tennessee should hire Lane Kiffin to be the head football coach.

CoMo's favorite game on the original NES is Milon's Secret Castle.