it was good. You should be a bit higher in the list.

This thread dropped to the 10th page.

THE 10th PAGE!

I'm not going to compete with the Royals games. So I'll try to squeeze one in tonight.

Even if you don't roast, keep this thing bumped to the first page

He would've asked PGM, but you're the pawn here SNR. You're the pawn.

OP still isn't updated.

Enjoyed a chiefs win, followed by an epic baseball game, was going to update the OP, but you had to smart off at me about it, so now I'm not going to. /PMS I mean PGM

28. Bearcat

http://scottriggan.info/wp-content/u...wookie-win.jpg

You know who's a really cool guy?

Slayer Diabolo. You remember that guy? I sure ****ing remember that guy.

For those who need a reminder, I was trying to track down the original picture that floated around years and years ago of his creepy virgin grin, pointed nose, and forming widow's peak at the tender age of 15. All I got through Google was this photoshop from a previous thread, which will have to do.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...ayerPayne2.jpg

I always felt bad that we gave him so much shit just for being a teenager, as if none of us were ever moody douchebaggy Holden Caulfields at any point in our teenage years. Slayer certainly was a rebel without a cause... only without the cool car and the ladies. We seemed to have this obsession with making his forum life miserable, which is disappointing because I think we were only doing it to make up for all the douchebaggery we brought into the world when we were his age.

But I think a positive to take away from all of this is that Slayer nevertheless kept his cool through all the ribbings. He wanted to be a doctor or something like that? I have no doubt if that's what he really wanted to do after his high school career finished, he probably made it happen. Smart guy. Well, smarter than about 60% of the people who post here, anyway.

Anybody know if he has any family? A brother or something like that? He seemed like a loved individual and probably had a great older brother to get him as far as he did in life while he was presiding over his proud post as a Chiefs Planet star.

To Slayer Diabolo!

awww

group hug

just remember all of you are my older brother

The picture is a really important clue to the joke with this one.

It's subtle and not very funny, but I thought it was creative, so **** you.

I know it's funny, I'm just waiting for Rico to explain why.....

Bearcat is a tough roast. What is there? THAT GUY IS LEVEL HEADED AND LIKES HOCKEY!!!

Too many epic sport events going on!! Then I was abducted by midget aliens.

:shrug: Well I don't get it. All I could find with a quick Google was that weird picture posted in a noswad/gracie dean thread about her cat. That thread didn't explain the inside joke either. I'm lost. I guess I'm just too noobtacular.

Bearcat is Slayer's older brother. Despite being the older brother and having a much longer and more productive message board existence, Bearcat will always live in his goofy, dweeby younger brother's virtual shadow and be defined here by his existence because Slayer is a CP legend of ineptitude.

That's my take on it at least.

/rico