Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9732306)

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733224)

I've hired your wife to jump out this year. But you have to promise not to beat her anymore - after all, she's just trying to help make ends meet.

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9732310)

Here, I'll copy it for you.

87. AussieChiefsFan

What is with this guy from Australia pretending to be a Chiefs fan? Does anyone think this guy is for real? I don't believe it for a second. It's probably one of fat frazod's mults. Did I mention frazod is fat? I once nailed a girl from Australia, or Austria, or maybe it was Aurora. I was in Chicago and half blacked out. I can't remember. I think she had an accent. Maybe it was a Hyundai Accent. Either way, she was so dumb. Like, SO DUMB. She got a tattoo of Peyton Manning on her back so I could look at him when she was naked, but after a while that got old and I dumped her. Did I mention frazod was fat? He is larger than that pile of Jurassic poo this girl used to leave in my car seat. I would pick the berries out of it to see if she'd been poisoned. Anyway, I can't remember anything about this guy and don't know why someone from Australia would become a Chiefs fan. You'd have to be really stupid to do that. Even dumber than frazod. Did I mention frazod is fat?

Time for you to take over

POSITIVES: From australia. You have to be crazy to follow this team from that far away at those ungodly hours. Usually by the time he's up watching the game I'd be blacked out in a pile of triceratops poop. Far enough away from frazod's refrigerator he stands no chance of being shot.

NEGATIVES: From australia. Hasn't made a single memorable post. Probably has sex with kangaroos, or whatever the hell they do in Australia. If I lived there i'd probably kill myself. I could never follow my teams and I'd have to watch a stupid sport like soccer.

Did I mention frazod is fat?

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733224)

I've hired your wife to jump out this year. But you have to promise not to beat her anymore - after all, she's just trying to help make ends meet.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9732614)

BTW, Fraz. You actually reported that post about Hootie "threatening" to kill you asking for a ban hammer. Who's the emotional bitch? Sorry, bruh. Couldn't help myself. You prance around acting all high, mighty, and tough, then complain about me getting people after you with pitchforks over a rep comment like you're above all of that bullshit.

Honestly, I've always assumed you were just completely shit on in your personal life. Your wife wears the pants, your boss just shits all over you every day and emasculates you every chance he gets. That's really the only explanation for the explosions that come out of your posts here on a day to day basis.

And frankly, I'm not surprised you didn't take that last word, because I told you to do it, and by God, you're not going to do anything you're told that you don't absolutely have to do. You do that enough every day as is. So, I changed my mind. Flip flopped. Don't care about a truce. Eat shit, and grow a sack you pussy. Just tell the wife and boss no sometime. It will liberate you.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733240)

Just as well. I'm pretty sure your heart has taken enough abuse. I don't think you could survive the stress of seeing an actual attractive woman in a state of undress.

Best to stick with looking at your wife in a robe. No threat of getting an erection there.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733250)

ROFL frazbob has bitch tits.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733252)

I can handle it. Besides, with all the scars and bruises, we'll the lights low anyway. Much less awkward that way.

Does she still do that crazy thing with her tongue?

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9733253)

Well, for the most part, I think it's mission accomplished for Frazod. The thread has successfully been derailed from Hootie's rankings to an all-out Frazod pile on.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733259)

By "does she still do that crazy thing with her tongue", I assume you mean, "does she still use her tongue for something other than lapping up gravy". Yes, she does.

I'm sorry that it seems crazy to you that someone would choose not to lap up gravy when gravy exists, but that's not uncommon for people who live in houses without steel-reinforced toilets.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733260)

I'm actually kind of touched. It's like every douchebag that I've ever made cry for years, joined together in rage.

I think later I'll start ranking them.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9733253)

Well, for the most part, I think it's mission accomplished for Frazod. The thread has successfully been derailed from Hootie's rankings to an all-out Frazod pile on.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733266)

Shit I suggested you do that pages and pages ago...

Btw you have never made me cry, never will either. Hell I don't recall us having any disputes in the past. You have just made yourself look like such a bitch in this thread I couldn't help but comment about it.


Now you can say you don't care again or post a crying smiley because we all know that's all you have got
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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733269)

To be fair, there's plenty of room left on frazod's bloated person. Only a dozen or so normal sized posters have piled on so far.

It's pretty fun up here. You should see how high you can launch someone with a well-timed double bounce from frazod's FUPA. He should probably consider putting up a net, though. Someone could get hurt if they were to fall. I don't know if homeowner's insurance would cover that. Fraz could ask a lawyer at his office, but I don't think they allow him to address them directly.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733263)

No, I was talking about that tickley thing right at the base of the shaft. Makes me squirm a bit, but damn.....

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9733253)

Well, for the most part, I think it's mission accomplished for Frazod. The thread has successfully been derailed from Hootie's rankings to an all-out Frazod pile on.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733273)

I mainly just hope nobody ends up dying because you forgot to tighten a crucial bolt while you were so busy telling me how much I don't matter to you.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733276)

You should call mommy and daddy and see if they'll provide a tent and a pony.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733282)

She couldn't find your shaft with a ****ing sherpa. I'm pretty sure that ticking sensation you felt was maggots feeding on your festering bed sores. I saw a show about that once. I don't remember what channel it was on, but it wasn't Food Network, so you probably missed it.

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9733277)

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733285)

is this a slight at him for posting instead of doing his job?

well uh...you've been in this thread since 8 ****ing AM and haven't left since. Do you even have a job? I'm starting to wonder...

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733286)

Why do you need a tent? Did you outgrow your muumuu?

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733260)

I'm actually kind of touched. It's like every douchebag that I've ever made cry for years, joined together in rage.

I think later I'll start ranking them.

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9733294)

Wow.

We've reached gimp fight levels in this thread.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733307)

You are quite possibly the most self unaware person ever. You are the only one who has any rage in this thread.

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9733294)

Wow.

We've reached gimp fight levels in this thread.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733290)

Quite the contrary - she really found it to her liking. Hurt her a bit at first, though. It was almost like ****ing a virgin.

But we can't all be hung like church mice, can we?

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733310)

YOU WANT SOME TOO YOU ****ING HIPSTER????!101010101)!!01!!!01101011

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9733320)

I WILL PUNCH THE POOP OUTTA ALL UR MOMS BUTTS

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9733326)

to be fair, a fight requires two or more people. If you don't like what Frazod says and feel he is derailing the thread, then ignore him and don't respond to him. This thread had so much potential at the start, now its like ****ing romper room reerun fight.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733335)

OH YEA WELL I WILL PUNCH THE POOP OUTTA YOUR DAD'S BUTT

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733313)

Irony. LMAO

I think I'll do your review first.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733339)

No one wants to read a male secretary's musings. You are a boring fatass.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733347)

Yes, none of the twats who stalk me from thread to thread want to read my musings.

Nope.

Not ever.

LMAO

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733319)

Are you confusing my wife with a warm apple pie, again? That wasn't blood, it was pie-filling. That's probably my fault. When I talked about getting aroused by her, I should have known you would assume she must be a pastry. After all, I do remember you nominating the title scene from American Pie as the hottest sex scene in cinematic history (after your submission of cakefarts.com was disallowed).

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733347)

Yes, none of the twats who stalk me from thread to thread want to read my musings.

Nope.

Not ever.

LMAO

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 9733349)

You think people stalk you? Weird

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733368)

So you're being stalked in hootie's thread?

Frankie thinks your lack of self awareness is pathetic.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733373)

I wasn't really talking about you, but I realize that when you saw the word "twat" you just assumed it was about you. I guess I should have clarified.

You're mainly just another reerun who jumped on the dogpile. To little effect, but hey, you should be used to that by now. I know this is the manliest thing you've done in months.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733273)

I mainly just hope nobody ends up dying because you forgot to tighten a crucial bolt while you were so busy telling me how much I don't matter to you.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9733285)

is this a slight at him for posting instead of doing his job?

well uh...you've been in this thread since 8 ****ing AM and haven't left since. Do you even have a job? I'm starting to wonder...

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733350)

I've never seen this movie - did your hero **** a pie or something? Is that some frat thing?

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733392)

Lol. Yeah ok buddy.


I don't have to turn wrenches if I don't feel like it on any given day. I still get paid though.

So today I have made pretty good money with my feet on my desk laughing at you
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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733398)

Why didn't you see it? Did you read the reviews only to learn that it wasn't really a movie about baked goods, or are you just too fat to fit in a movie theater seat?

The theaters by me have armrests that can be lifted up allowing even the most corpulent of patrons to put down barrels of soda in relative comfort.

More likely you got banned from the theaters for sneaking in food. They'll usually look the other way if you hide some Mike & Ike's or Jujubes in your wife's purse, but trying to stuff an ice cream truck under one of your stretch-marked mammaries was bound to draw the attention of an usher. If you were smarter, you could have at least told ROR to stop ringing the bell and playing Pop Goes the Weasel.

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 9733387)

You didn't answer the question, presumably because a KFC commercial came on to distract you.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733402)

That's a real recipe for success! :thumb: You're kind of like Saul, if he'd ever done an honest day's work in his life.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733409)

I don't need big theater seats. Is that a Kansas thing?

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733347)

Yes, none of the twats who stalk me from thread to thread want to read my musings.

Nope.

Not ever.

LMAO

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9733363)

Are we having fun yet!?

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733424)

I don't really understand what you are getting at here.

I mean if you had ever been a boss you would probably understand how it works. For some reason you act as though its a bad thing.

Oh and if you spent your whole day off doing this I feel even worse for you than I previously had.
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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 9733430)

Frazod must be getting to hootie big time with him mentioning fraz in every single person he has listed.

Don't talk about him so much and it won't appear as though frazod is getting the best of you. JMO

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733426)

You don't need big seats because the armrest fits comfortably in the recesses of your cavernous ass, or do you just park your rascal in the handicapped section?

Normally, those armrests get put up by couples so they can cuddle with each other, but if you and your wife tried that, the projectionist would probably get confused and show the movie on your backs.

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9733437)

Jesus Christ. What's with the hate fest? I'm by the pool with a gold margarita and tipping it to you all in a peace toast.

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9733363)

Are we having fun yet!?

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9733437)

Jesus Christ. What's with the hate fest? I'm by the pool with a gold margarita and tipping it to you all in a peace toast.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733445)

stupid racist is stupid.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733427)

Delusional frazbob is delusional.

No one is stalking you in hootie's thread.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733451)

Pootie's right about one thing - it's hard writing those roast things - especially for somebody like you, who has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean, what's funny about some angry, dumpy little troll with a giant D&D tattoo that smokes dope in front of his kid?

Is there anything good about you? Serious question. I need something to work with.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9733454)

When you go to McDonalds, do they ask you if you want to supersize your order, or is it pretty much just assumed?

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9733448)

So you're just looking to trade barbs? Doesn't matter who with?

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733477)

somewhat but I have a history with vilepuss. He's part of my fan club.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733451)

Pootie's right about one thing - it's hard writing those roast things - especially for somebody like you, who has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean, what's funny about some angry, dumpy little troll with a giant D&D tattoo that smokes dope in front of his kid?

Is there anything good about you? Serious question. I need something to work with.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733438)

It means that I wouldn't want to work for some lazy jerkoff who spends his time farting around on the internet instead of promoting/improving his business. It's tough out there. I wonder how many of your competitors spend all day being featured in dogpile of some guy they don't like on the internet?

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 9733461)

KC Native beats his kid if he comes home with bad grades, what a man.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9733479)

Can I be a member too? I've been looking for a new landscaper.

Your fan club comes with a discount, right?

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9733486)

I don't smoke in front of my kid. But then again, it's not like reality matters to you.

frazbob, I know it's hard for you to understand, but I am not a male secretary. I have a good relationship with my kid and despite my father being a thorough POS I have a relationship with him. I have a wife who doesn't have her own gravitational pull and also doesn't run my life. You dream of a quality of life like that.

It's funny that you think calling my tattoo a D&D tattoo is even remotely insulting. My tattoo is bad ass. I've had multiple tattoo artists praise it's quality. The fact that an worthless fat ass thinks D&D is an insult when he has sunk over 70 hours into Skyrim is ****ing hilarious to me. I don't even know where you got the D&D idea. It's a grim reaper. That's not exactly D&D material (I could be wrong. You apparently have experience with that genre. I don't.)

Carry on though. You're flailing stumpy fat arms and legs are entertaining. It's almost as good as seeing a midget in real life.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9733488)

LMAO I bet your boss is busy all day, every day.

I wouldn't want a guy I'm paying to be posting on line all day either, but yet you do off and on most days...

And ftr I don't dislike you, I actually don't care one bit about you. I needed entertainment for the day and you provided. ROFL.


And just to let you know my business is fine. Booming would be a better description.

we have done almost 35 hours worth of labor today with me sitting here laughing at you.
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