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Mecca 04-18-2008 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 4693697)
I didn't do it justice. You have to imagine a sultry-voiced woman saying "Are you Christan? Are you single?" like it's any other late-night 900 line.

Are you looking for other Christians to have sex with?

It should just say that.

kcchiefsus 04-18-2008 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4693699)
Are you looking for other Christians to have sex with?

It should just say that.

ROFL

keg in kc 04-18-2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4693699)
Are you looking for other Christians to have sex with?

It should just say that.

"Are you Christian? Are you single? Do you want to hear me scream "oh God" while I do my nails and roll my eyes at the 300-pound bonita in the cubicle next to mine?"

Adept Havelock 04-18-2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 4693705)
"Are you Christian? Are you single? Do you want to hear me scream "oh God" while I do my nails and roll my eyes at the 300-pound bonita in the cubicle next to mine?"

Nice. LMAO

the Talking Can 04-18-2008 06:29 PM

ok, I have a beer and a steak on the grill....and I more ga-ga for picks then EVAR

Minny's 1st and 2nd would be fugg-tastic....it would be the only right thing Carl has done since hiring Marty...

dare to dream....DARE TO DREAM!

the Talking Can 04-18-2008 06:42 PM

In honor of this thread, this one shining moment of hope before a season of certain doom...."The Impossible Dream."


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CoMoChief 04-18-2008 06:55 PM

The only way this Jared Allen deal would work out is if........

Pats give us their 1st and 3rd this year, and a 3rd next season.

We trade LJ for a 3rd this year and a 2nd next year.

1. OT Jake Long
1. DT Sedrick Ellis
2. DE Quentin Groves
3. QB Chad Henne
3. DB Charles Godfrey
3. C Mike Pollack

4. WR Will Franklin
5. CB Jonathan Zenon
5. LB Phillip Wheeler
6. RB Steve Slaton
6. CB Jack Ikegweonu
7. BPA
7. K

1. Michael Oher
2. Duke Robinson
2. Chase Coffman
3. ????
3. ?????

Which I don't see any of this happening so moral of the story is........

DON'T ****ING TRADE JARED ALLEN.

BigRock 04-18-2008 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 4693693)
I will say that out of the dozen, this is by far the most informative and most entertaining Jared Allen thread on CP right now.

BIG UPS TO ME

dirk digler 04-18-2008 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4693520)
He'd be a mix since they do some 4-3 looks also, I don't really buy that they'd trade for him...

But just saying they did the Chiefs would have to more down on one of those picks because I don't think they could afford 2 top 10 picks.

they are almost $20 million dollars under the cap they can afford pretty much afford anything


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