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"Here is a knife and fork. Go play in the street."
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Shit fire, save matches!
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it will make them think |
Rattle up a tin can
Daddy shot a bear Shot him in the butthole Didn't hit a hair. I told that during 1st grade show and tell. |
straighten up, and fly her right.
I was laughing my ass off when Pioli used this saying during a predraft interview.My dad and grandfather are only ones I knew that said this. |
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My dad used to always tell me " Boy you'd fug up a crowbar in a sandbox"
Mom would say "Chit in one hand and wish in the other and tell me which one fills up first" |
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It's strange reading this thread. There are probably a dozen "sayings" I recall from my childhood. They must be Midwestern sayings, I guess. See if you recognize this one ... whenever I was injured or hurt on the job, in an effort to motivate me, my Dad would say, "It's too far from your heart to kill you." FAX |
Grandpa: "Treat the Whores like Queens and the Queens like Whores!"
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Believe half of what you see, and nothing of what you hear.
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Whenever my Grandpa used to send me to the shed or garage for a tool or whatever, when I got back he'd say "If they're ever gonna hang me, I hope they send you for the rope".
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It take's a big dog to weigh a ton.
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