I'd try to eat at two or three of the very best restaurants in the United States. Like, Alinea, Per Se, Le Bernardin, French Laundry, Eleven Madison Park, etc. type places.

$1,000? Can't do much with that... prolly just toss it in the bank and use it to pay 3 weeks worth of daycare.

Most weeks, I'd probably put $50 in each of my kids savings account, throw 3-4 bills to brideowanian and tell her to do something extra for herself or put in her girl trip fund. I'd probably just deposit the rest for general use, or put it in my auction/investing/flipping fund that I use to generate extra cash anyway...or my poker roll depending on the time of the year.

Other times, I'd give some to the Mrs and buy a gun/ammo/hunting/man stuff, or something extra we'd want or need. This week a dishwasher that just crapped out. If the kids had been good, maybe finally crack and get them an ipad....maybe save my part for a pending hunting trip.

I would have to spend it on some new clothes. When I go out people try to give me money because they think I am a homeless person.