Matt Glassel perhaps?

If Matt Cassel was a ninja, he would wear the white ninja suit.

If Matt Cassel was a pirate, he would be dead.

If he were a stripper, he'd be working the wednsday morning shift

If he were a fish, he'd be a guppie

If Matt Cassel were a doggie door ramp, he'd be made by PrCapone

If Matt Cassel were an airplane, he'd break apart in mid air

If Matt Cassel wants to continue his career as a "football player," he will have to join the Village People.

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Not at all. I doubt anyone would disagree that Obama > Carter though. I was calling you out on your Q... not on your choice of prez.

:D

If Matt Cassel were a Thanksgiving dish, he would be Oyster Stuffing.

If he were a horse, he'd be dollar store glue

If Matt Cassel was in Wilson Phillips he'd be Carnie.

If Matt Cassel was a Cowboy, he would tuck his pants into his boots.

If Matt Cassel was a movie he would be either Waterworld or Ishtar.

If he were a fruit, he'd be a Durian

If he were fireworks, he'd be