Lurch will be along shortly to advise against spooging in her oral cavity. What a classless bastard.

I love a good cold game... She loves a nice warm fireplace. And a good book. We're different like that, but it works out for us. :)

Even if I were to get that crude it helps when Taco has a sense of humor.












Lahk yer MOMS!

She tells you she'll be reading a book. Heh.

Buy her a playgirl and a heated blanket and tell her to get her ass on the plane...

Nope. I suspect you, of all people, have seen Brokeback Mountain, probably multiple times by now....that story is based on my DADS. Really.

You know, it never ceases to amaze me how civil the Planet is to people like Taco John. This is a Chiefs bulletin board. Yet we continue to allow ourselves to be subjected to his garbage.

I have nothing against the Broncos. What I do have a problem with is the dishonest and the cheating atmosphere that makes up the the Denver Bronco culture.

Cut blocks. They ruin careers, but they are nurtured and encouraged in Denver.

And do you really think Shanarat didn't know during the playoff game in KC that his offensive linemen had covered their jerseys in Vaseline.

It's a culture of win at all cost - including not giving a damn if they ruin careers by going at the knees as well as cheating a la the Vaseline incident.

All of that is taught and encouraged. Frankly, I've been a Chiefs fan since they were the Dallas Texans. But if they ever hired anyone with the ethics and morals of a Shanarat, I'd have to find a different team.

The Taco Johns of the world don't care to acknowledge that as long as they win. And they come over to a bulletin board and talk smack. When frankly, the rest of us should feel like taking a shower.

I guess we can be Christian and turn the other cheek. I'd just as soon show them one of mine and tell Taco John and his ilk to bite mine.

Or at least take a shot at my knees.

One project at a time... I've got her signed up for snowboard lessons... One down... and we're switching to skiing... Two more lessons... I hope she makes both of them...

I love her to death, but she's such a chicken. Drives me nuts. I have to drag her on rollercoasters. She loves being on them and has fun, but getting her actually on them is a pain. I'm hoping that's the same thing with skiing, and she enjoys it once we're up there and doing it.

Are you going to do that on the same trip? That may cause some problems and bitching if she hasn't tried either before.

And that's why you're a dick.

Yeah, whose? And if they are so dangerous, then why do the Chierfs cut block?

It's "CHOP block"....and it's only illegal if your opponent does it.

Good for your dad. He's probably getting more than me right now.

And I can't say I've seen it. Can't say I want to. But, it's a necessary evil. I love lipstick lesbian movies. It's only fair to have both if yer' gonna' have one.

I enjoyed boarding much more than Skiing.

Anyone who says learning to board is harder is FOS. You fall on your azz more, but it's easier to learn and you have a lot more fun.

Winter park was a pretty good time. Where she going?

I haven't seen it, but it's playing in Springfield. Even had a story about it on the news tonight. Isn't that the same guy that plays in Donnie Darko? I can't believe Heath Ledger starred in it.