I only charge during business hours. This is strictly pro bono.

So feel free to tell me about any horrific life-altering catastrophes you've gone through or any confusing situations that've challenged your sexual orientation.

You know. For therapy.

I've moved from Dos Equis Lager to Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat. My mood should get even better. :)

I will stick to Black and Tans

NOTHING can alter or challenge my sexual orientation. Life-altering events? At this point in my life, I can see any major decision being life-altering. I recently chose to move. I'll be moving next month. Maybe I'll be more outgoing and meet more of my neighbors at my new place. I'm moving Dec 1. I actually thought about baking everyone directly surrounding me cookies. I'm thinking maybe a Christmas card introducing myself would be better, though. What do you think, doc?

No te gusta Boulevard?

Are you staying in Springfield?

If so, forget it. I never really got along with any neighbors I had there.

Yep. Across from the library, behind the Belgian Waffle House. I'll be about half the distance to work than where I'm at now.

Wow. This Boulevard has been in my fridge longer than I thought. I just noticed that the 'Best By" date says 03/15/06. ROFL

Speaking of White Russians earler reminds me...where has Lurch been?

Well, drinking like this usually helps me sleep really well. Since everyone else seems to have crashed for the night, I guess I will too.

I'd be fun if I didn't have a splitting headache from drinking wine. I don't know why I drink that crap, it gives me a headache every time. Now I can't sleep so I'm one of the few on CP at 2:45 am

daylight standard time! party it up.

Hello mrs luv. My friends came up from glendale and bass pro shop tonight. They hit on alot of girls trying to get some sloppy pussy but they did not succeeed my friends from rolla also had a party but that was over in olathe. I am ready to have fun the chiefsgame is n 3 hors and i got tickets thanks management

NSFW

Tonight ended up being a bit wacky.

I got home from work late and didn't have a costume so I went as "high school football guy" Had a blast.

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Should I start R. Droughns Or T. Henry?