Is he trying to see how many of his accounts he can get banned in 1 day?

My dad calls those electric farts because a little juice came out.

ROFL

i don't even.

Ah, the hell you spray...

I have about 50-60 pair of underwear. Every pair I've crapped in.

I had a couple sneezing attacks today. Sharted both times.

You have a better excuse than I had, bro.

Banned

I knew you couldn't stay away you little shit.

*Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

No it's not...:D

LMAO

Back when I was able bodied we were at an Intel job site & ended up working through lunch. I went over to the lunch tent to grab a bite. I forget what it was I ate, it wasn't but 2 hours later & I was sick as hell.
You know how when you're getting close to a toilet & it really starts coming on. That happened & the Porta Potty was occupied. I never made it to the next one.
Luckily we wore white coveralls so I was able to strip my pants/undies & do the Scottish kilt gig. Oh yeah, it was like 85-90 out so you can imagine how hot the Porta Potty was. I was drenched in sweat. It's tough to get undressed/dressed when you're in that small area & you're trying to avoid the nasty urinal.

My operator laughed his ass off.

poopie panties leads to stain in cheeks .....

"Did you hit a deer?!?!?"
-Bill Engvall's wife.