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Hog's Gone Fishin

11-04-2007 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

I don't know if PETA would honor you for being so kind, or protest for cruelty.
:)

PETA should donate money to me for being so kind to animals!

BigMeatballDave

11-04-2007 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I've got a great idea, During the Chiefs/ Packers game everytime the announcer mentions the name Brett Favre you have to masturbate.

We'd all bleed to death from the chaffing...

Donger

11-04-2007 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

Was that a neg rep comment? LMAO

It would appear so.

Demonpenz

11-04-2007 09:11 AM

Has anyone got caught yet?

BigMeatballDave

11-04-2007 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

It would appear so.

Thought so. Sounds like Johnny needs to rub one out...

BigMeatballDave

11-04-2007 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Has anyone got caught yet?

My sons Mom caught me once. I wanted some, she wouldn't wake up...

Easy 6

11-04-2007 09:16 AM

How, exactly, do you broach that topic with the neighbor lady???... LMAO

With me, i'll often go weeks without feeling the urge...followed by a 3-4 day "spurt", where i relentlessly hammer the pony.

BigMeatballDave

11-04-2007 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free

With me, i'll often go weeks without feeling the urge...followed by a 3-4 day "spurt", where i relentlessly hammer the pony.

LMAO

Donger

11-04-2007 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

Thought so. Sounds like Johnny needs to rub one out...

That's what I thought. I did leave off this part, in order to not embarrass him: ", but I'd like to watch you masturbate."

Donger

11-04-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free

How, exactly, do you broach that topic with the neighbor lady???...

We're pretty friendly with each other and my wife's out of town.

BigMeatballDave

11-04-2007 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

That's what I thought. I did leave off this part, in order to not embarrass him: ", but I'd like to watch you masturbate."

WTF?

TinyEvel

11-04-2007 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOATSE

I've got a great idea, During the Chiefs/ Packers game everytime the announcer mentions the name Huard you have to masturbate.

F.Y.P.

Donger

11-04-2007 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

WTF?

I did a double-take, too.

Direckshun

11-04-2007 09:49 AM

My body demands that I get off once a day.

It's usually the girlfriend these days, but in those dry stretches I take things into my own hands.

When I'm single, I could do it as often as twice a day.

Calcountry

11-04-2007 09:52 AM

Mods, can you please stop all these sticky threads at the top of the forum.

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