Maybe it is because the highway patrol bust alot of drug runners in the area therefore adding to the Springfield crime rate although the crime really has nothing to do with Springfield itself.:hmmm:

Or it is the educational system in place that breeds logic like that used by the locals like MTG#10.

It should say the north side Springfield.

South and north...totally seperate towns.

We do a better job keeping the riff-raff out.

And meth-labs don't count as industry.

This list has no credibility whatsoever since Detroit, Michigan and Gary, Indiana aren't in the Top 2.

I like Kansas. The most amazingly beautiful girl I've ever had the pleasure of knowing was from Overland Park. Long, blonde hair. Blue green eyes. Heartwarming smile. All physical attributes perfect in every way. Whenever I think of Kansas, I think of her.

Needless to say, I think of Kansas in the shower a lot.

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That's because no one wants to go there.

Including riff-raff. :)

Well guess one good thing turned out of that. I am originally from Thayer about 40 minutes from Mt. View, but I moved as soon as I could, I know about the small town life. It's OK when you are born and raised there and don't know any better, but I would never move back after having lived in KC and here for quite a few years.

i like it here, lots of clients for my meth operation.

The glass is always half full for you...

You probably don't sell to too many "minorities".

what a minorities?

LMAO

They the ones be committin the crimes.

Isn't Thayer the Watermelon Capital Of The World?

That's a huge positive, right there.

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I wonder where Springfield would rank if Mohillbilly moved out. :hmmm:
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