Do you lie awake at nights dreaming of 8-8, or 9-7?
Do you judge a season as a success by a Wild Card birth?
Do you believe that defenses and running games are more important than franchise QBs?
Do you hate wide receivers?
Do you love coaches with a complete inability to spot talent at the running back position?
Do you think that 3-13 is better for the long term future of the franchise than 2-14?
Do you think the 2002 Bucs and 2000 Ravens are model NFL teams to aspire to?
Do you find playoff records to be irrelevant?
Do you believe that guards and right tackles should be taken with top five picks?
Do you believe that a quarterback is best served as a game manager?
Do you believe that every 3rd Down play should either be a screen or a draw?
Do you believe kicker is the most important position on the offense?
Do you believe that all of the best prospects reside in the Big XII?
Do you believe in trading down in any situation during the draft?
Do you believe that a team is better served picking 20 rather than 5 because they don't have to pay the player as much?
If so, you may suffer from TFS, True Fan Syndrome. Here at the ChiefsPlanet Clinic, our staff of experts can help rid you of this debilitating malady. Through study of game tape of such contests as Super Bowl XXIII we can help ameliorate the effects of play not to lose football.
Upon registering at our world-renowned clinic, you will be given the following ID badge:
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After six weeks of therapy, our cure rate for TFS approaches 91%, which ironically, is slightly better than Herm Edwards' losing percentage the last 23 games.
If you or a loved one suffers from TFS, please, contact us immediately.
We're here to help.
Sincerely,
The ChiefsPlanet Clinic