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Fat Elvis 06-29-2009 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mojo Jojo (Post 5869402)
Hi, Billy Mays here for repost. If one thread is started today about my death...then we will start a second thread for free. All you have to do is pay for processing and shipping. That's right start a thread about my death and the second thread is free. Don't hold back POST NOW!!!

And that's not all. If you act right now and post within the next 60 seconds, we'll throw in a repost of Vince Shlomi's arrest for beating up a hooker! That's right; two Billy Mays and a Vince Shlomi repost for beating up a hooker.
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Pioli Zombie 06-29-2009 09:30 AM

Next thing you know fred Travalena will die.
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JD10367 06-29-2009 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5869938)
Billy is somewhere eating out Bea Arthur.
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So you're implying Billy Mays went to Hell?

Some people are saying he doesn't fit the pattern, since three already died (Ed, Farrah, the Gloved One). I guess, in this case, they had a "one-time offer RIGHT NOW to throw in a fourth dead celebrity FOR FREE!" :shrug:

RJ 06-29-2009 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 5869677)
I always hated that sumbitch.


Holy shit, I thought this was a joke thread. The sumbitch really is dead. I wouldn't have said I hated him and called him a sumbitch if I'd have known.

sportsman1 06-29-2009 09:10 PM

ROFLROFL Hypocrite! :thumb:

Fish 06-29-2009 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 5871707)
Holy shit, I thought this was a joke thread. The sumbitch really is dead. I wouldn't have said I hated him and called him a sumbitch if I'd have known.

LMAO

FAX 06-29-2009 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RINGLEADER (Post 5870093)
I just saw an interview with him as he stepped off the plane that had a hard landing the day before he died. He sounded like he was drunk -- or someone who just took some Samsonite to his melon -- slurring his words. Also read that a friend talked to him and thought he sounded off.

Didn't something similar happen recently to some actress or model or somebody? Where she had a skiing accident and bonked her noodle and then felt okay and then collapsed and then died? Or, did I just make all that up?

FAX

FAX 06-29-2009 11:37 PM

I believe that Mr. RJ needs to say 40 Hail Marys and 66 goddamnits to atone for his nasty, thoughtless, dang post.

FAX

Thig Lyfe 06-29-2009 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5871845)
Didn't something similar happen recently to some actress or model or somebody? Where she had a skiing accident and bonked her noodle and then felt okay and then collapsed and then died? Or, did I just make all that up?

FAX

Natasha Richardson. Liam Neeson's wife. But from what I've read, Bill Mays died of a heart thing.

FAX 06-29-2009 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5871848)
Natasha Richardson. Liam Neeson's wife. But from what I've read, Bill Mays died of a heart thing.

Ah ... well, never mind, then. Thanks, Mr. SportsRacer. I thought we were still operating under the theory that his noggin was smacked by falling debris during the landing.

Dang. Another conspiracy bites the dust.

FAX


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