Not even on the front nine.

You 3 putted 11 greens? Are you spastic?

WOW Great game, you should go pro.


Now if you had said below your weight, I would have been worried ROFL

After a bad round of golf? I take comfort in the fact that I could dominate most golfers in activities that are actual sports.

I don't think it's reasonable to refer to missing a 20ft putt as choking... Unless you've got a tour card you're probably not expected to make it.

Most of my games are bad games but if I have a REALLY bad game i'll throw my 6 or 8 iron into the lake.

Naw, I five putted this crazy triple tiered hole with an asshole pin placement. I had a four putt in there too, but yeah, had alot of 3 putts to. One of the best rounds I hit the ball in my life too, it was crazy. I was always a nutcase on the course, not exactly that hot headed, but the I've done the dumbest things and had the dumbest rounds back when I used to play competitively.

That is an incredible dyspeptic round there... 5 putting a green yet still making a decent score. What's your handicap?

True. I love it and hate it when I actually have a shot at a birdie. First, you realize "hey, this could be a birdie". Then you think "oh God, this could be a birdie, don't screw it up." Then "Damnit, you friggin idiot!! Hit the damned thing." Then I knock in the par and still feel like I accomplished something. :)

My biggest problems are the par 5 holes since I never know where my ball will go with the driver and long irons.

I think it's a victory if you have a birdie putt longer than 15ft that you're able to get it within an easy par putt's distance. Then again, my game on the green is predicated by two-putts anyway.

Another round this morning. Anything under 140 is a victory.

My guess is after this horrible round I'm about to have, I'll quit golf for another year.