well I'm a pretty good dead-end job worker...but I don't save a cent...I was up several thousand dollars gambling on football this year and have nothing to show for it...

I'm a generous drinker...I spend a lot of money.

oh and I've been running real bad in poker as of late...

real bad

Depressingly bad.

Dude you're still enjoying your twenties. If you're sick of your routine switch it up and do something different.

Then you have nothing to worry about. Carry on.

I love you guys...

other than you dirty drafturbators, of course

P.S. I am off of work ALL three days of the draft...so everyone gets to enjoy my commentary during the draft =)

You'll have commentary? Oh Jesus. You won't give draft commentary, you'll give draft commentary commentary.

Yeah basically...

I can see you right now, fanning the flames of metldown, egging people on.

Ashamed? ****. I hooked up with my wife 4 days after she turned 18. 4 days. Oh, and I was 25 at the time. Don't think I wouldn't do it again at 32. If you feel ashamed, just think of me. I'd **** her and I'm an old man. I mean, assuming you have good taste and she's not a heifer.

that's basically all I'm good for...it gets tougher and tougher to wake up every morning

she's a pretty girl...she made me facebook friend her last night...so you might be one of the few people who have access to her photos ;)

I knew you weren't ****ing an uglo, but damn, she is pretty cute. Yeah, don't feel bad. I would violate her in ways she didn't even know were possible. LMAO Her last name is golden.

I forgot...

She doesn't go there anymore...but her first year out of high school...

She was a MUron...

no joke...

actually I think I was wearing a Chiefs shirt and that's how I met her in the first place...

I was wondering about all the Mizzou shirts.