I didn't beat off for four straight days, just so that my skin could build up for 3 straight days of drafturbating.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

And THAT'S why I voted for you.

Rep.

National Football Post final mock.

1. St. Louis Rams: Sam Bradford, QB, Oklahoma
The Rams get their potential franchise quarterback.

2. Detroit Lions: Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska
Detroit has needs all over but opts for the draft’s top overall prospect.

3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Gerald McCoy, DT, Oklahoma
Tampa Bay seems content to select whichever stud defensive tackle is still left on the board.

4. Washington Redskins: Eric Berry, FS, Tennessee
We’re hearing it might not be an offensive tackle and that Berry could end up being the pick.

5. Kansas City Chiefs: Russell Okung, OT, Oklahoma State
With questions along the offensive line, Kansas City opts for Okung over Trent Williams.

Once again.....FML

I think if the first four falls like that, we'll trade down for a box of kleenex and two red bulls, instead of taking a tackle.

Pest I'm worried about you. Do you have your nitroglycerin nearby? You've still got 3.5 hours left. Plus waiting for Shanahan to screw us over.

On an unrelated note, I love that I turn on 810 for their "Live draft coverage starting at 2!!!!" and they're talking to Gary ****ing Pinkel.

Although even that travesty wasn't enough to make me turn to the abortion of a show on 610 right now.

LMAO......just imagine this.

When the Chiefs are finally on the clock....I'm going to be stuck on the freeway in traffic. The Chiefs pick Okung....and I turn my truck into the nearest car on the road.....causing a 40 car pileup.

If you read the comments about his mock they are laughing at the Skins if they make this pick. It just doesn't make sense.

Yep. Or the Denver win at the end. Either one.

ROFL

Just remember, my friend...friends don't let Chiefs fans drive on Draft Day.

I've got baseball practice for my son...am going to go on "media blackout" and watch it on DVR when I get home.

aghh its draft time again
havent really paid much attention this year so i will sit back on the sidelines and rant and or cuss with the rest of you
what happens here if we draft a QB at the no 5 spot LOL
this will be a very intresting draft this year hope they get it right for once
Go Chiefs!

You have a heart attack right as Goodell names the pick, expiring as you hear "with the 5th pick of the 2010 NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select E-"

You die happy, thinking it's Eric Berry.

Only to wake up in hell and learn it was Everson Griffen in a shocker.

Gary Pinkel is now a part of draft coverage!

God save us.