There will be many false prohets claiming to be Christ or know of his return.
Let us all hope and pray that when the day comes we have been prepared to go with Him due to our belief and faith that He died for sins and that He prepared us a place in Heaven.


But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only. For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark, and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. Then two men will be in the field; one will be taken and one left. Two women will be grinding at the mill; one will be taken and one left. Therefore, stay awake, for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming. But know this, that if the master of the house had known in what part of the night the thief was coming, he would have stayed awake and would not have let his house be broken into. Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.—Matthew 24:36-44

It is every bit as believable as anything else in the bible. I often chuckle when Christians are outraged and denounce something as absurd and unbelievable. It makes me wonder if they have ever read their own book~

That is the first time I have ever seen that.

only 3 shopping days left..................LMAO

I'm going to be betting on the Preakness that day. So I guess I'd rather it happened before the race if I'm going to lose and after if I'm a winner.

Beachfront Property!

I can't wait. The bluefish, the snook. Shrimpin!

Looks like I'm safe ! Oh shit I just realized the Raiders and Chargers ar history and we will be AFCW champs forever now. WOOOHOOOO!

Meet me in St Louie, we can go snagging for spoonbill off the arch

No I am into religion, just not a believer in it. Not big on superstition but i find it wildly fascinating others are.

Well, I look at it this way - if the Rapture happens and I don't get picked, at least it'll free up a lot of spaces at the Metra parking lot. Plus, I work for lawyers, so I'll have job security. :thumb:

Remember he boiled for your sins :)

My b-day is May 22nd too. So hopefully this is all BS. My dad is makin me a 32 oz. ribeye that is nothing short of amazing.

I'm no expert, but I am pretty sure there are some mountains in there where all that blue is... shouldn't that possibly change the "coastline" a bit or are we supposed to just ignore that?

There's no time for thinking damnit, we're talking about the day after the day after tomorrow!

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Mountains are no match for a New Madrid fault sized destruction zone, apparently.