Holy crap that has to be almost impossible! How the hell do you manage that?

Exactly. **** them. Sheep.

Think I'm gonna go suck on a big ol' chili dog filled with preservatives and artificial sweeteners.

Easy. I just don't put them in my mouth, chew, and then swallow them.

When you get below 7% body fat, then you can tell me what to eat. :D

:D

Yeah but shit, there are carbs in almost everything. Hell there are carbs in a freaking stick of gum!

People start losing weight and become stupid as shit.

Cool.

Im eating sugar right out of the box and washing it down with HFCS. :)

I eat meat. That has virtually 0 carbs.
I eat cheese. Same
I eat Veggies, one serving usually has around 2-5 net carbs.
I eat eggs. One has 1 carb.
I eat almonds, one serving has 2-3 net carbs.

Butter and sour cream have minimal carbs.

That's about the gist of it.

Google it..

So...Buck has a nice history of hilarious threads and posts from being completely out of control. He loses a little weight and now here is here wagging his finger to everyone telling them how to live their lives.

ChiefsPlanet I tell yuh!

A year from now, Buck will be posting stories about craigslist skanks without shame or irony.

Mmm dontcha just love it when you bite into a big hunk of phosphorus dexatrose and it just melts in your mouth?

Buck what kind of almonds are you buying, bro?