My rep has a 12" penis and bangs supermodels all day.

Im telling your wife

i was gonna post something similar to my REP stick being around 18 ".

i seriously think that most people must have me on ignore. i've laid some classic one liners.

high risk, high reward, as i always aim for!!!:thumb:

I had uber butthurt and considered stalking you.

Years ago I posted that my rep stick was like the John Holmes of CP....even complete with some wishes of aids here and there.


It could probably make you feel really good or hurt you if I weren't gentle.

Just talking about rep. But thanks for playing along, gentlemen! :thumb:

Fwiw, I only got repped once in this thread and it wasn't even by Flopnuts after he called for firsties. I am disappoint. :(

seconds? (please)

Nope, sorry. I just checked and you will need to deal w/ thirds.

LMAO

just doin' my part, ma'am.

"Ma'am"? :mad: Oh you need to get the **** to the back of the line w/ that shit!

i'm not implying that you're old or anything.

just using good old fashioned chivalry.

well, i guess if you're used to having a door slammed in your face. hit in the head by a surprise snowball, or having to clean the game that hubby shot, etc etc, go bleep yourself.

Happy Thanksgiving mother effer!!!!:evil:

ROFL

Door slammed in face? Yep.
Hit in head by snowball? Uh-huh
Cleaning game? Yes, sir, I have done this numerous times.
Bleep myself? No comment.

Happy Thanksgiving! :)

Nothing comes pre-mature in my world. Scream. I've done my duty.

:spock: That was memorable. Eh, yep.

LMAO

The only reason I care is that I log in from multiple devices, and if I don't know what my name is, I can't log in.

So...thanks