Yeah. Just call a consistent zone and I'm happy.

Oh my God.

COME ON UMP!!!!

SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE.

I'm at work now and can't watch the game, but the pitch tracker online is making this umpire look like a fool.

Remember ump, that'll be a ball for them too, OK?

If Cain was ever limping...we'd never know.

Thinking about driving to the stadium and buying crown seats just to give this guy shit all night.

Finally. Let's get these bats going boys!

Jesus, almost 30 pitches this inning. Our hitters had better come out on fire, because Guthrie isn't making it far tonight without a drastic turnaround.

When it gets to the bullpen, forget control pitchers or offspeed guys, we need to go to nothing but flamethrowers who can throw a million mph down the middle.

I'd probably call the bullpen and tell Herrera to get ready to throw 2 or 3 innings tonight.

Looks pretty empty.

We are going to see Hochevar tonight guys.

This ump better call it same both ways

I have a feeling Pelfrey will get a bigger strike zone.