frankotank |
05-09-2013 08:21 AM |
Many many years ago….we smoked some bowls….we drank some beers….and we decided to head to the Leeton glowing tombstone. Got there around midnight. Parked a few blocks away and climbed the gate into the cemetery. Went looking for the glowing tombstone. The night is black without a moon….the air is thick and still…whoops! Went a little Rush there for a second. It was a very very dark night. And then it happened! The Leeton police pulled right up to the locked gate of the cemetery. We all hit the ground. We waited and waited but that sumbitch just wouldn’t leave. Figuring he knew we were in there, someone made the decision to bolt…..right across the driveway, through the cops headlights and out of sight. Like lemmings, we all followed. I was second to last and I was quick as a cat! I blasted across the driveway in the blink of an eye and as I was running full speed into the darkness I remember thinking…..”I can’t see shit! I should probably slow down.” And that’s when I hit the barbed wire fence at full speed.
That shit’ll stop ya on a dime! My right arm slammed through the rows of barbed wire at the top of the fence and I had just enough time to pull it back out when the girl behind me, my future wife, ran headlong into me and bounced me back into the barbed wire fence. This time my right shoulder slammed into the rows of barbed wire. We bounced off, climbed the fence, and ran into the cow pasture and squatted down with the cows until the cop left. We watched him roll out of site and then took off full speed back to the car. It was at this point, again running full speed in total darkness, that I ran into a very wicked crotch high sticker bush and I’m all….FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!
We get back to the car and I’m pretty damn torn up man! I’m bleeding all over the damn place. We got the hell out of there. By the time I got home my jeans were just soaked with blood. As I sit here 30 years later writing this, I can clearly see several scars, pretty bad ones. War wounds. Probably should’ve had a few of these stitched up. Didn’t SEEM so bad at the time….but then again I was high yo!
The End.
PS –
1 - that ****ing tombstone didn’t glow.
2 - I didn’t see no damn ghosts.
3 - Barbed wire will **** you up man!
4 – the Leeton glowing tomb stone ain’t in this video.
5 – then the midgets….then the ****ing midgets!
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