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TLO 05-11-2013 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 9672693)
If a girl invites you to her house at night to watch a movie, she wants to **** you.

If you don't get sex, it's because you suck.

I'm still batting 1.000 in the 'come over and watch a movie' scenario. IT's code for 'come over and **** me" You really shouldn't have to work that hard. Just initiate and it will happen.

Never in doubt.

Titty Meat 05-11-2013 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9675422)
Score one for the good guys in the"come over and watch a movie" department.

Did u cum

Cephalic Trauma 05-11-2013 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9675464)
Did u cum

You seriously asked a grown man this?

Thig Lyfe 05-11-2013 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9675478)
You seriously asked a grown man this?

Not 2 brag but I cum over half the time

Titty Meat 05-11-2013 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9675480)
Not 2 brag but I cum over half the time

James Dean

Pasta Little Brioni 05-11-2013 05:28 PM

Call him Big Stroke

Simply Red 05-11-2013 05:53 PM

NEW PUSSY FELLAS!!! LET'S HEAR THEM REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hammock Parties 05-11-2013 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9675818)
NEW PUSSY FELLAS!!! LET'S HEAR THEM REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

WhiteWhale 05-11-2013 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9675823)
some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

This makes you sound more insecure than bad ass.

Hammock Parties 05-11-2013 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 9676078)
This makes you sound more insecure than bad ass.

No, I'm not putting up with that shit. Got better things to do than perfectly meet your fantasy expectations for a simple meetup.

Titty Meat 05-11-2013 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9675823)
some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

What's wrong with random hookups? Tought you didnt want a gf

Bootlegged 05-11-2013 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9675823)
some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

Maybe she wanted to introduce you to her brother, since you are into that.

listopencil 05-11-2013 08:33 PM

You guys need to stop getting high and posting on Chiefs Planet when you have the munchies.

HoneyBadger 05-11-2013 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9675823)
some stupid mexican bitch told me she wanted to be "spontaneous" so I kicked her ass to the curb

Sounds racist.

Thig Lyfe 05-11-2013 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9675818)
NEW PUSSY FELLAS!!! LET'S HEAR THEM REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FOUND U
MISS NEW BOOTY


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