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Ok, I realize that on Earth, that 1 year, means 1 year, generally speaking. However this isn't Earth. This is Chiefsplanet. And if it's one thing we've all learned from Chiefsplanet, it's that "sometimes means all the time" and "never means maybe" and in many cases, in terms of year/multi-year/permabans, 1 year = 6 months, multiple years = MAYBE 1 year and permabans = you'll be back eventually, but just get the **** out for a while. With that said, we really need to distinguish our own standards of measurements in terms of time for Chiefsplanet, for history has clearly shown that time measurements are not consistent with Earth. However, we need to distinguish equivalents. 1 year on Earth is equivalent to how many months on Chiefsplanet? Via my observations, I'm thinking 4-6 months on Chiefsplanet = 1 year on Earth and should be followed accordingly. With that said, KnowMo has done his time. He deserves to be let back in. Not only for his sake, but for our sake. This board needs a Donk-style whipping boy. Who could possibly be more perfect to fit this role than a Donk fan who self-applied a username to himself based off of Knowshon ****ing Moreno? The guy is obviously harmless. And we, as Chiefs can whip this Donkey for being a jackass whenever we damn please. Give this pathetic Donk a break. For the love of God. |
Knowmo is a bronco. Peyton Manning is a bronco. Knowmo isn't Peyton Manning. If the forehead don't fit, we must acquit.
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I was wondering how long it would take for your sandy vagina lips to begin furiously flapping regarding this matter. Internet message board bets are not binding in a court of law, and I will see KnowMo released. |
This is so gay it makes Takei look straight. Let slice back in.
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As lead prosecutor, I'd like to open with a brief statement about the accused.
KnowMo is a poster that lives and breathes Broncos football and genuinely spends at least 5 hours every single day reading about the team and has the enthusiasm of an 8 year old regarding anything Broncos. The rest of the time, he spends using his moms basement tv to kill zombies or play madden football (with occasional pauses to jerk his chain to Peytons fivehead) He would probably seriously think about blowing John Elway if given the chance. That's not meant as a slam, I think he would do it and consider it an honor. Most of the time, he tries to remain civil in debates and takes the strongest position possible to be the ultimate true fan. Even when the pile on is occurring and people are not pulling any punches, he almost always remains nice and is almost never disrespectful to individuals. He has admitted to posting stuff even he doesn't believe at certain times during the offseason and during the year to play the role of the ultimate homer, but 95% of the stuff he posts, ge actually believes and that's what makes him either wildly entertaining...or a guy that digs in real deep under some posters skin. He is a true pro at knowing exactly when to inject some Bronco homerism into a Chiefs discussion to garner the responses that he knows his comments will demand. The bad part (and what my job as lead prosecutor will be to point out and show that the guy should have to stay away from the Planet FOREVER...if I believe he should get said sentence or not) about the guy is that his word is total shit and not a single word he says can be taken seriously or be respected in any way shape or form. There are multiple occasions where the guy has welched on bets (to my knowledge, he hasn't fully honored any bet he has ever made on here) There are multiple occasions where he has agreed to put his membership here on the line for an agreement or bet, has lost....and came back anyway and seemingly flipped the bird to everyone. Even now, while serving a ban for a lost bet I think, he has gone out of his way to send a few of us a bunch of rep messages to inject his thoughts into the discussion...which can be construed as another flipped bird. He has even posted in the forum during his current ban for a lost bet...no honor or principles. There are multiple occasions where he has ended a deal early just because he didn't feel it was necessary to finish with his commitment. He claims to be a hardcore Broncos fan, but admitted to turning games off when the team wasn't very good. He is a total fair-weather fan that has little honor of his own word and should have left multiple times. Its not my job to decide on if the kid should stay out with the bags of banana peels and apple cores or if we let him back in. My job is to try to delegate to my team of investigators how we want to move forward in this case and to eventually arrive at a point where justice has been served and the community speaks as a whole regarding this issue. Much luck to both sides!! |
Id also like to say that I am doing this pro Bono during one of the busiest times of the year for my profession while also juggling a few large projects as well and will be heavily relying on the team of investigators for the prosecution to make sure justice is served in this very unique case.
We will also be requesting for all witnesses of past criminal acts of the accused come forward with any evidence you may have that can be added to evidence for the the prosecution. This information/evidence will weigh heavily into how the jury will decide this young mans fate. If you are in possession of said evidence, it is written into the penal code chapter 7 article 4.54 that any and all evidence will be turned over and if this formal request is ignored, you will be forced to watch a full day of the movie Godzilla (the Matthew Broderick version) and clips of Trent Greens concussion, random plays of Matt Cassel, Priest Holmes concussion and the kicker that shall remain nameless misses in that Indy playoff game until your eyes bleed. Training camps can't get here fast enough. |
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I've read a few legal briefs in my time and the term "poop taco" never showed up once |
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he should get an extra year added on to his sentence for us having to read this nonsense
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If rico or Sweet Daddy Hate were smart they would use the Chewbacca defense to win this case.
It doesn't matter to me if KnowMo post he only makes and idiot out of himself with every post he makes. Very comedic value he brings. |
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