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Bowser 08-02-2014 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10790017)
Where did I say I lived by that credo? Nowhere. It's just a way to keep the wife from getting fat for those prone to that.
LMAO

Fair enough

Bowser 08-02-2014 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10790115)
My psycho was so huge that if I didn't do a standing back tuck with a twist there was no getting on him.

No way would I risk laying beneath him.
Meh /typical CP'er

Coochie liquor 08-02-2014 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Sucks to be you...

I have a foolproof way to combat that my friend.... Throw about 10 fire ants in the bed. She'll be up and moving in no time..... Unless you're a necrophiliac?? I don't judge!!

listopencil 08-02-2014 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..




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Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 10790051)
:spock:
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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10790057)
You nail the wrong women.
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10790183)
I'm pretty sure you are doing something wrong...
These. All of these.

BucEyedPea 08-02-2014 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10790183)
I'm pretty sure you are doing something wrong...
Yeah, something like that is usually the man's fault.

vailpass 08-02-2014 06:39 PM
Mopeds.

ThaVirus 08-02-2014 06:41 PM
90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?

vailpass 08-02-2014 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790770)
90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Are they conscious? If so, do you know where the button is?

Pasta Little Brioni 08-02-2014 07:15 PM
That is a surprising revelation Virus

Coochie liquor 08-02-2014 07:34 PM
I've been married for over 20 years, and my wife still gets really into it. If she didn't I think something was wrong!!

BillSelfsTrophycase 08-02-2014 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Not all

When you get her warmed up...Holy Shit

listopencil 08-02-2014 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790770)
90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Yes.

L.A. Chieffan 08-02-2014 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Uh I dunno about that dude...I knew some freaks

ThaVirus 08-02-2014 08:34 PM
Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.

Saccopoo 08-02-2014 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790770)
90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Uh, kinda, yeah.


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