Theme to Halloween blaring prolly didn't help.

Um, why are you watching my house?

I always watch it. Why should tonight be different?

My street is all buildings with two-bedroom townhouses. Not exactly conducive to families with kids. But still, I figured I'd get some.

I didn't get home until 6:30, though. I guess they were probably out earlier.

I'm playing the ice cream truck song to lure them in, and it's still not working.

It would be really creepy if it turned out that your next door neighbor was a mass murderer.

But I guess if that was the case you'd still get the half that were coming from the other direction, so it's probably not an issue.

Do you still park this van in front of your house?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...free-candy.jpg

Good point. They may be confused and are going to the van. I'll pull it into the garage.

I live in the country and have faster internet than almost any city.

What amentities? Do you think I shit in an out house?:)

I had my first trick or treaters.

Word of caution. If you try to say, "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup", it's easy to slip and say, "Reese's Penis Butter Cup." True story.

Rain + World Series game = less than last year.

Might want to dumb it down to "Oooh, you scared me".

Reported. Sorry, but this will be a good thing, you'll see.

Its now 9 pm and not one trick or treat. What a bunch of pussies being raised now. First night of temps dropping and parents and kids are to lazy to get out. Is there an app for this now? Id been out treating or terrorizing in my day.