What does a blind, deaf, quadrapalegic baby get for Christmas?






cancer

Q What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

A: Russel

What did Christa McAuliffe tell her husband before she boarded the shuttle Challenger?

"You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish."

All of you are going to hell for posting these jokes ...

and me for laughing at some of them.

MM
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Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

oh no!! :LOL:

How did they know that Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach...

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

Three Polacks go down to the welfare line for free cheese. When they get back they compare their take. First one, 'Ahhh, I got that dry, shitty, American.' Second one, 'Damin it. Me too.' Third one, 'Yes! I got Nacho.'

'Wha??' Says the other two. 'You got dry, shitty, American. Just like us.'

Huhn-uh. I was waiting in line, when I got tired of waiting and grabbed the closest I could find. Some bidge said 'Hey man, that's Nacho cheese.'

Why do little Polish girls put fish in their pants?

So they'll smell like big Polish girls.

what's red and white and crawls up your leg?



a homesick abortion

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

How do they separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?

With a crowbar.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a bunion on his toe?


A 3-Wood,