Four girls!!! Four girls!?!?! Good Lord Phil!!!

And two of them teenagers. Dude, beers on me.

Still no report, must be ashamed...........

:)

Who wants to lay down money on a walk of shame?

Anybody?

Maybe he flew her back to Chicago -- I've never done the "flight of shame" but maybe that's what we're looking at here.

I checked the flight log enteries from Springfield Airport, and there were no flights that left for Chicago yesterday or this morning... There were alot that went to Arkansas though...

Eloped ?????? :hmmm:

Ye of little faith.

What? You really checked the flights? wow. Just wow.

Well we're all waiting on the breakdown here...

She lives! Either that or CreepyDude hijacked her account.

You would be amazed what a person can do on a computer with the right software and connections..

I'm alive.

You sound tired... Despite what little ribbing was done on here from some of us, we're glad to at least here from you and know your okay...















Unless he's holding you at watergun point and forcing you to write something... :hmmm:

WTF is up with everyone's names?

Ummmmmm... Some of us requested a name change or slightly modifying our's and we got nailed by the mods... It was great humor though...

Why, whatever do you mean?

Don't try to change the subject. :shake:

I didn't know there was a subject. I'm alive.

come on.. everyone is wanting details

No kidding. The whole planet is in suspense over this.

At least a "How did it go on a scale of 1 to 10?" would be nice.

she'll be out of the bathroom
in a minute boys
got to keep you waiting

He was a very nice guy. We had lunch, I showed him around Springfield, we went for a few beers, then we went to Ernie Biggs (Chicago style dualing piano bar). I got too drunk to drive, so he drove me home.

I'm meeting him once my stomach settles down. Water. I need water.

Morning sickness

No water... Drink milk... If you drink too much water you will :Lin:

Wow. You guys are lucky I'm so easy going. I might have actually been offended by some of this stuff. Glad to know I was missed.

You know you've hit an all time low when your own dad says you have a pathetic sex life. :(

That was indeed a Planet first, unless you count the Roy's. I think Daddy Roy may have smacked down Jrs sex life at least once.

Actually, I don't mind him thinking it's pathetic. He really doesn't need to know otherwise.

Glad everything went well.

But seriously, luv... we have a thread over 500 posts mainly about YOU. We need some details.

I'm sure GoChiefs will want to know about the guys junk.

What makes you think I'd give details? You guys THINK you know me.

Anyway, gotta run.

Have fun, Luv. Glad to hear he's a good one. Hopefully he's saying the same thing to the boys.

NO WAIT! I NEED TO KNOW HOW HUGE HIS SCHLONG IS!

So many ways to go with that one...

That could be the quote of the week.

Why? :spock:

TO UPDATE MY METICULOUSLY ORGANIZED "SCHLONGS OF THE WORLD" INDEX! I hope to someday include every human phallus.

Somebody is loving the spotlight-whoops gotta run losers-lol

Drunk Luv+ Horny Chicago creepy dude= sex

You can have a pic of mine if you have a wide angle lens-lol

What was the Over/Under of Luv putting out?

I think I was betting against it. Sounds like I lost.

This is unsettling.

My top match (83%) on OKCupid is a MAN.

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/4...9881520lg2.jpg

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/1...0348500ju0.jpg

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=admiraljoe

Maybe he will show you his schlong...

Shocking.

Well, it would probably be in your best interest to. Otherwise you'll leave us no choice than to make up our own, and I'd say there's a good possibility our's will be far more embarrassing.

No doubt. How many sandwiches can one person eat at Dennys?

Thank goodness, we can call off the search party and quit searching trunks.

I have located luv's profile on match.com.

http://www.match.com/profile/showpro...S&DO=2&mpopt=1

WTF does "rozluvr" mean?

And the joke is complete.pages upon pages of attention for luv, then she's gonna leave all hanging.
I wish you could bet money on these sorts of things.

I think you may have done better than Luv
is he flying to Texas

Just read all 7 pages - definitely Hall of Fame Material

Dude is seriously creepy looking

Atleast it's not
Lost in the Male

Wow....as a 500+ post thread, this has been....well, pretty....dissappointing. :shake:

It had potential, but it's definitely losing any burst it once had....

Don't worry. Eventually some desperate chick on OKCupid will strike up a conversation and I'll post that shit in it's entirety here.

She needs to update her pic to one of luv 2.0.

I'm pretty sure those are recent.

Nah, the one that you see without logging in is an old one from before the diet. If there are more then attach them here, please.

I've met luv. She's cool. I'm not sure why she posts her personal life here. I'm thinking there's someone on CP that she's infatuated with and is trying to make a point.

Entertainment value would increase for a dude named something like Anton, or a TS named Sasha..... :hmmm:

Creepy...

We had lunch when she was in town last time, she's a nice girl.

BigRedChief and Direcshun were supposed to be there but didn't show. Nuthooks to them.

:spock:



Fine. Sorry, luv....I can't keep your secret any longer.



She confided in me one drunken evening through PMs, that she has it BBBAAAAADDDDD......for.....Demonpez.

The whole bad boy thing, and all....



oh, crap....I TOLD her....I wouldn't. :banghead:


Sorry, luv.... :shrug:

I would have been there but it was a late lunch. I think you did lunch at College and Metcalf which isn't far from my office.

Nuthooks to you too then.

Is that a recent photo of luv? She looks fine to me. Not sure why she has such a hard time finding a man. I'd hit it...
:)

That must be Luv 2.0, I have to say I'm impressed. She's done good with herself. CreepyDude has to be all over that shit.

I don't know how much weight she has lost, but the body image she HAD may still be in her mind. My sons stepdad has lost 150 lbs. in the last 18 months. He's 6'1", 210, with a muscular build. He still thinks he's fat....

should have known
this would end in a circle jerk
might as well spooge on her pic too

My quest is at an end.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=HeatherHon

Beat it!
:)

Well, if she has a dick, then you have found a soulmate...

She wants center stage i suppose, im not sure if she wants applause, laughter, tears or tomatoes thrown.

She likes Harry Potter. I'M IN LIKE FLINT.

Ugh!

Other than her fake tits there's not a lot to cheer about there.

She's the kind of chick with fake tits, fake nails, fake hair color, fake lashes, pounds of makeup...

How can tell her tits are fake?

Anyway, I'll fake her anyday.

I can't necessarily tell because there's no clear view, but it's pretty rare to have a chest that naturally bulbous on a body that toothpick thin.

So there is a 2nd date now?

first date, drank too much, and he drove her home. I think we can all connect the dots. :hmmm: donkeys

Heh :)

Im sure he was nice and put her to bed....

I warned her about this....

And I warned you about the CWS, and like I said, buh - oring.

About what? The date or posting this on the planet?