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Should answer your question just listen to the first of it

on which one...

whoa.

There's not a damn thing sloppy about it.

I can make diamonds in that ****ing thing.

That sounds like a cool trick..show me?

:eek:


That could hurt someone if ur not carefull ROFL

LMAO

In your wife's purse?

LMAO

That will hurt

Ooh. That's gonna leave a mark.

It's spelled "nacelles." You lose.

Thank you for the kind offer, QT, but San Antonio is too far away.

I'm always down to rip the hair off men.

I mean it's not something I go everyday thinking about, but if the proper avenue opens itself to me, I'll avail myself of the opportunity.

We could do like the guys in the Major League movie. Every Chiefs win a different girls gets to wax a different part of Clay. (ok so it's not EXACTLY like the guys in the movie.) But by the time we hit postseason we'll all be winners.

More like Claythan + AriDouche

Hey, at least mine get touched by someone other than me occasionally.

No it's not.

Believe it or not I'm not all that desperate. Not enough to drive six hours roundtrip anyway.

ROFL

you think I'M DUMB? That's funny....



seriously though, no hate for clay. I was having fun with him when zach banned me for no reason. But, so it goes.

Yea but hanging out in public restrooms doesn't countROFL

Yes you are. Go for the weekend. Drive Friday, go out Friday night. All day Saturday. Drive back Sunday.

Don't push your bad habits off on me, stick man. :moon:

No thanks.

don't reason with him, you are taking away his deflection. you can't get an out unless you step up to the plate and swing at a few pitches....

By 'Be like me!' do you mean actually leaving your house?

No. I don't like bars. Or drinking. Just because society has deemed that going out boozing is the "trendy" thing to do, doesn't mean I'm going to do it.

I said go out. I didn't say go to a bar and drink. There are other things you can go out and do.

seriously?

Well, when I go out it's generally to a bar/club and to drink. But there are other things people can do..

That's true love man, letting her do whatever it takes to help you hit the high notes in "more than a woman" on karaoke night.

:spock:

yeah, like go jump off a bridge because those people are losers!


yes, I'm bored right now.
P.S. - Clay, the girls like to go to dinner, bowling, movie, the zoo, an art gallery, shopping....

I think if you quantified all the joy and fun I've ever had in bars, it wouldn't equal all the joy and fun I've ever had outside of bars.

Oh, thanks. I thought they just liked to knit.

When I was younger I loved going to bars but not so much now.

Why does it have to be desperation?Maybe you really meet someone that has future potential.

As for a 6 hour drive,are you kidding me?The first time I ever flew was in a little 4 seater with a 20 yr old frat brother pilot,was I scared,yes a little,but he was also flying me back to a college frat party to get laid(and I wasn't even a virgin.)

go jump off a bridge....


yeah, you can take her knitting, maybe your grandma will even blow you after.

that's because you don't usually have sex IN a bar....

Scary

... not usually, no.

and i've had alot of sex, but I'm pretty monogamous, so tons of sex with only a handful of guys.

I've certainly had "FUN" with more than a handful of guys.

So while sex can be a deal breaker, it's not the only thing in the world.

Now there's a helluva poll idea,imagine the options....

I've never been a big fan of bars. Too loud, smokey and expensive.

:LOL: I was joking and it is pretty rich you calling me a noob.

Unfornately...the internet is a public place. That is a very low blow.

Buck is an uppity n00b. I should have whacked him when I had the chance.

So did we find out who the bag of dicks is yet?

This is how one person ends up dead and the other on the front page of every I/N news site and BB.

Pretty ****ing low.

you're pretty hardcore aren't you

Speak for yourself, Kimosabe.


:evil:

Are we still talking about bar sex?

I mean, I don't want to brag, but...

Like woodpecker lips.

Why Claythan doesn't take this offer......I don't know.

Not only do you get to hang out with a girl....who could probably give you pointers....but you'd have a good looking girl as your "wingman". Girls find you more attractive when you're with another girl man......****.

Get up....get your ass out of the house and drive to San Antonio to meet her. At least then you can say that you're trying because what you're doing right now.....isn't trying.

He doesn't want to try.

Doesn't want to hang out with chicks or have the scent of hot chick on his clothes when he leaves...

Wind, meet piss. Piss, meet wind.

I'm not about to read all these posts, but has anyone considered yet the possibility GoShits ratted on himself just for the pity and attention he would get?

It would seem very like him, quite frankly.

I know who snitched.

Surprisingly there have been a few :doh!:

This is the #1 response in this thread.

Assuming that QT's offer is sincere, this sounds like a real opportunity that should not go wasted.

Dude, it's just not worth it to me to drive 6 hours, probably 7, hang out at bars that make me highly uncomfortable for the prospect of MAYBE getting laid. I tend to approach these things from a completely logical standpoint. The risk/reward just doesn't add up. Don't worry, Mr. Spock got laid eventually.

Plus, right now I'm not even sure I want to get laid.

QT is a cool girl and all. I'm sure we'll hang out at a Chiefs game someday. We're just very different people with very different interests. I haven't had a drink since August.

You've gone a lot longer than seven years, dude.

Pon Farr joke! ROFL

If you're a guy and you don't want to get laid then there's something very wrong with you. Guys always want to get laid.

I think that's already been established.

dude :shake:


:eek: :spock: :BS::$2500::loser: :whackit:

This guy that I work with, actually in the same room, doesn't want to have sex until he is married. He is very Christian.

When he told me that I couldn't stop laughing for days.

When you feel the urge
You know it's time to purge

Bust out your weed
And spread your manly seed

Once your head is clear
They might call you queer

But you will have the chance
To think above the pants

I'm not his type. I'm fat. I think he should stick with QT or Katipan. I think Katipan could really teach him a few things.

You fems need to leave me alone. You have cooties.

Katipan could teach Ron Jeremy a few things. Let GoChiefs learn to ride with training wheels before riding in the TDF.

Katipan needs love or a challenge to turn her on.
Katipan is very much in love, but that happens every few years or so.
Katipan hasn't been challenged in a while.

Katipan HAS taught Ron Jeremy a few things.
Like there is often a Snickers bar in her glove box.


GLOVE BOX.

As in the box in a car.

Although... I've never put gloves in there.

Never mind.

I've never seen anyone so afraid of getting laid, while acting like he wants to get laid, in all my life.

Damn, Clay ...

Dude....it's not logical to drive 6 hours and go hang out and have fun? I didn't say you had to go to a bar and drink. There are plenty of other things to do then go drink at a bar. You don't even have to go there just to get laid. Shit man....go there to get out....have fun and meet a nice girl like QT. What else are you going to do with your time? Watch Star Trek? Write an article for WPI?

Believe me.....I was the chubby virgin 10 years ago when I was 18. I would have jumped at the chance (6 hours or not) to go hang out with a good looking girl....even if it wasn't to get in her pants. At least I would have been out meeting people and building my self confidence.

Your mom? :spock:



;)

Be careful. Challenges come in many different forms, and some aren't appealing.

You've got to consider teaching someone who has no idea what he's doing a challenge, right? Fresh meat. Will do whatever you ask?

I had a very challenging husband.

I can do anything now.

You boinked Ron in a box car, while eating a Snickers? :spock:

:hmmm:

You keep a Snickers in there? Sounds like you probably have to beat guys away from your box. I mean glove box.......ummmm yeah. That was it.

Is it one of those king-sized Snickers, or one of the measly normal-sized ones?

Sounds cute in theory, but I need a manly man in practice.

Which is not to say Clay isn't a manly man. He might be a veritable bull. But it takes a... different... personality to deal with my special challenges.

I can't believe I don't remember. It was in a tiny 2 door Mirage. I don't know if you could fit a King Size Snickers in there. Hell, Ron Jeremy had to hang his schlong out the window.

As someone who's hung out with Ron more than a few times, I seriously don't know how he gets laid off set.

He's a hairy, fat disgusting pig. Sam Kinison used to constantly berate him and tell him that if weren't for his cock, he'd be a homeless POS instead of just a POS.

ROFL

Damn your mailbox should be overflowing anytime now......





Pun intended