Suck my taint.

Interesting.

N00bs should always remember they are wrong and are lower forms of life than Raider/Donk fans.

Hmmm... I am almost offended. I am going to look at breasts now.

I thought it was a nice choice, becuase it allows for variety. Depending on how you take a seat, it's either "teabag" or "rimjob". Win-win.

:clap:

Wow, 26 posts away from 20,000:eek:

Maybe I'll actually post something meaningful for my 20,000th? ROFL

Why start now? :p

So...you're equating knewbs with Ravens fans!?!

*throws down boom mic*

*storms off set*

It has been, is, and always will be spelled n00bs, n00b.

Which is exactly why he is a n00b :D

My bad.

I didn't know I was allowed to spell things here like the regular folks yet.

Very true :D

On a side note, don't ever spell "cool" as "kewl". Not a Planet thing, just drives me up the wall.

beware if you do, Luv will come to your house and *bitch* slap you.....which isn't Kewl :D






Waiting for a knock on the door:p

In a good way, a bad way, or a bad way that isn't good in the bad, naughty way, but honestly undesirable?

You guys didn't mention the "find the nickle" contest yet? Greedy bastards want all that booty for yourselves.

A couple months ago we started a contest where AustinChief hid a 1938 Buffalo Nickle in MoHillibilly's Truck. The first one to find it without him knowing wins $1 million dollars casino cash, mod for a week privileges and free section 157 seats to the Steelers @ Chiefs Game.

If I wasn't three states over I'd be all over this one.

Temperarily irritated.

Noted.

Dig your new av. That's one creepy muppet.

My vote is for "full name and address, social security number, and largest-limit credit card number complete with the three-digit code on the back". That would be very meaningful. Especially for my lifelong dream to own the entire "Girls Gone Wild" collection on Blu-Ray. :)

ROFL

Thanks.

I was starting to grow fond of kissy-bear, but Crazy Harry feels much more comfortable.

Are you just trying to be nice to me so I'll be your nemesis?

I think this has been my most successful thread (by replies) ever, and I have no idea why it's still going.

ROFL

sure I'll give you all my CC #'s, oh wait I don't have/use CC's

:shrug:

:spock: Is that possible in this day and age?

Do you still crank up the Model T by hand before rumbling into town for some supplies? Place your calls using two letters as the phone exchange? Get your milk delivered to the door in bottles, and then put it in your icebox?!? Tune into Uncle Milty on your newfangled black-and-white TV that's six feet long and weighs 500 pounds but has a screen that's only six inches big?!? LISTEN TO AM RADIO, FER CRISSAKE?!?!? This is un-Amurrican! Get thee into heavy interest-rate debt immediately! Sheesh, you probably don't even own something with a small "i" in front of the name.

I do live in Wyoming....

:bang:

SOMEBODY'S got to.

yea keep thinking that, the propaganda is working :D

Holy crap. I wouldn't f**k with you, then. Takes a special kinda person to live out there. Shit, you got less people in Wyoming than we have here in tiny Rhode Island. You got less people than in Alaska, even. You know what that means? A lot of land to bury a body, and not a lot of witnesses. :eek:

Ask someone about Wyoming, and you'll probably get one of two responses: 1) "I have no f**king idea where that is." Or 2) "Wyoming? Shit, that's the place where they have that scary-ass Devil's Tower monument that was in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"! That flat-top bare mountain scared the crap outta me when I was a little kid!"

Any state whose claim to fame is something with the word "Devil's" in it... Nuh uh, I'm staying on your good side...

LMAO

It's not a mountain, its a volcanic core....and it is awesome.

Like the amateur stuff, huh?

Definitely. I'll take "real" over "staged" any day. I love the pr0n clips that say stuff like, "TWO YOUNG LEZZBIANS FIRST TIME!" and it's clearly, like, two 30-year-old heavily-made-up pornstars who can't act their way out of a paper bag, LOL. Give me an impromptu chick with a real set of funbags, and not some glammed-up model with silicone boobs that stare straight up at the ceiling when she's on her back and... Hmm, I think we're straying off topic. Sorry. :D

If I were a man, I would sooo prefer the real things myself. Fake ones are just there. I'd like them to move around jiggle a bit.

:wayne: That was just...beautiful.

What a GREAT word. "Funbags". LMAO

Probably because it hasn't been locked yet.

Speaking of which: should I have an edit button on everyone's post and a link to the Admin CP at the bottom of the page?

Are the odds stacked against n00bs in the casino? Cuz I can't win SHIT

:shrug:
stop making stupid bets.....

you know thats funny because i only have one CC and that's only for the business i have to order stuff over the phone and online quite often. if i cant pay for it now do i REALLY need it? and i have never paid one dime in interest on the one i have either

Heh...if that's true, that would definitely be an issue. :)

I have my doubts about it though. I see nothing that would indicate you should have those. Feel free to edit this post to prove me wrong though.

I want that too

The games are all rigged, the only way to amass any large amount of casino cash is to cheat.

:D

If you post anything about your girlfriend, look for everyone demanding pics to back up what your saying...if you do provide pics look for some people having very negative things to say about her unless she has big boobies and a nice ass.:thumb:

And Dottefan is firmly in the Neg Rep :thumb:

Did you say something else? :drool:

But I thought a 2,9 and 4 beat 3 aces? :banghead:

what the ****'s a frush?

LMAO "Ohhh, HAIR PIE"!

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/d...1/takashi1.jpg

ROFL
:thumb:

My friends and I watched that movie almost every day during our 8th grade summer. There isn't a scene from that film I can't quote word for word.

Yea it was funny shit!!!

4 more posts to go........

btw, I wonder if Dottefan's mommy finally took away his internet privileges?

God, we can only hope.

Oh, I don't have them; I just wanted to know if I should. I thought that there might have been a chance that someone had intended me to have them, but forgot to set those privileges when I signed up.

Official game threads are only to be created after midnight CST on the DAY of the game. Or just don't be a douche nozzle like this....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=213908

I'm giving infractions for spamming the board. He may not be posting advertisements, but filling up the front page with nonsense should be infraction-worthy.

Yea I'm strongly considering it because you know he'll be standing by at 12am trying to start the 'official thread' to be a douche....at least infracted he couldn't post....I just have been really reluctant to swing the hammer.

If you feel like practicing dropping it, I've given a troll two of them in the MU game thread.

Must be football season....the trolls are out

Him along with Kyleprobowler & Dottefan make a good douche 3some

:D

I hate n00bs.
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I still remember the Schaefer commercial on tv.

"Schaefer is the.... one beer to have when you having more than 1"

Why Mickey's grouped in with that diluted mass of shite is beyond me. An ice cold, to the point of frost Mickey's is joyous experience. Especially in the summer heat.

don't poke fun at bugeater, he has assloads of buttbuddies

Butthurt much?

bugeater can't even walk straight

So, what's your obsession with him anyway? Crush?

Really?

Why is that?

he's obsessed with me..he's already wished me a merry christmas, happy new year, happy presidents day, happy easter, valentines day, and i think st patricks

Hmmmm...you think maybe it's because you keep talking about him and even have his picture as your avatar? Maybe?