ROFL! Would have been even better if Waters pancakes his azz after he drops him...Waters, from the top rope...SuperSLAM!!!

Good shit as always

I was quietly hoping for a gif of the Toothlessburger 'I'm Batman' look. priceless!

Hey dudes.

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Lead gifee this week is DJ. Sad.

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Whitlock just asked for more of him in tomorrows game. His latest piece is completely fair to the Chiefs minus some obvious DJ homerism.

Corey Mays had a lot of fail.

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Jabba Edwards, too.

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And our buddies McGraw and Williams are back!

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Dorsey doesn't suck tho.

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ASS WHIPEE OF THE WEEK: Mike Brown! omfg

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Runner up: Brandon Flowers

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Chiefs whipped no ass whatsoever despite beating the Steelers. Pathetic.

See you bitches next week, when we post about 500 gifs of Darren Sproles breaking the ankles of McGraw and Brown.

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OK, so last night I reviewed the Chargers game.

Interesting revelations - our pass blocking was not bad at all. I don't think Albert blew a single block. O'Failaghan had a couple of bad moments but overall, not bad. This puts Cassel's shit performance in an even worse light.

But by FAR, the most interesting thing...is that there were no defensive highlights, other than a couple of passes broken up. We didn't sack Rivers, we didn't hit him, we didn't hit any receivers or running backs with brutality, we didn't stuff anyone in the backfield impressively....nothing.

No defensive highlights, not one, other than a queer pass breakup and one decent pass rush by Alex Magee on our first possession.

****.

Brian Waters is my bitch.

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Ryan O'Callaghan is my bitch.

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Leonard Pope is my bitch.

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Wade Smith is my bitch.

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Alfonso Boone made some of them his bitch, too.

I scoured the earth for missed tackles. I only found two. We just got our asses plain whipped.

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Also I think Ron Edwards threw the best block of any Chief last week.

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We will take a brief moment to recognize the greatness of Jamaal Charles.

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Ass whipee of the week: Tim Castille

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And not surprisingly, as pathetic as the Chiefs were last week...they whipped zero ass. Not one single ass was whipped by our Chiefs. Terrible.

At least there will be some defensive highlights from the Denver game. Bout the only good thing out of that game. Although, from what I could tell it did look like the O line was actually providing somewhat of a pocket for Cassel. Now if our WR's would just catch the balls that hit them in the hands.

And thanks for doing this!

Welcome to the board.

FYP

Sadly, despite his improvements, Albert once again leads the way on GIF'D UP.

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But as we saw, the O-line as a whole had a very good game. Here are two other failtacular moments:

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Shockingly, this was the only real missed tackle I could find. We sucked, but really we just got dominated at the point of attack.

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Nice play by T-Jack.

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LMAO@"Damnit Fat Albert"!

Bee-you-teeful.

Thats Real Deal Holyfield running skill, using an attempted tackle to regain your balance after an almost-trip... lets find a mad scientist replace this guys chronic shoulder with titanium or adamantium or something.

Jamaalverine!

It seemed like Denver didn't even go to any of their exotic blitz packages to get pressure on Cassel. I think they were just trying to force Cassel to throw from the pocket to prevent him from doing anything with his feet. We weren't really trying to put much pressure on him.

It's not a proper Donko game unless a helmet goes flying. Great job as usual GC.

You will soon be handed your 'exotic blitzing' ass... on a gleaming pure silver platter.

Your #1 Everything All-Time team will be plucked like last months turkey carcass for sammich fixings.

Manning will own your soul.

Just in case you ****s missed this last night...

Thank you posting this.

That first gif was one I was looking for but didn't want to go through game footage. That block by Cox was absolutely positively pathetic. I remember thinking to myself about how if that was T-Rich, there is no way in hell that guy comes even close to Charles on a toss sweep.

By the way, just to comment... that first one isn't on Albert. Albert's sprinting to the edge to block a guy Cox should have blocked. Albert never had a chance--he actually did as well as he could have. Actually, I thought he played it very well. If Cox makes his block, Albert's in position to seal the edge from the two other pursuing defenders.

Good God, that's one of the most pathetic blocks I've ever seen

$#itty line play after $#itty line play (both sides) and we wonder why we is teh suck.

I was thinking the same thing. Albert had no choice but to try and push the defender further outside. Optimally, that allows JC to turn it upfield, but the pursuit was there. That play was just doomed...

Mecca, partially shaven, spotted at Arrowhead. Lady in background heils Hitler.

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ROFL@Seig Heil!

I have a hard time imagining Mecca being that enthusiastic.

Either he was:
1. Watching the Jets score on the ribbon board
2. Celebrating Cassel's 4th interception

The fundamentals of this team are horrible.

to be honest does anyone even know why Mike Cox is still on this active roster.

$2M is worth having a great FB (T-rich) IMO. He's earned it. Cox is HORRIBLE at run blocking

LMAO I'm not laughing at Mecca, I'm laughing with him.

It's not often we agree, but I cherish the moments when we do.:D

We had a lot of OL FAIL against the Bills. Albert featured, once again. Wade Smith chipped in.

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This one is my favorite: Our fail was only exceeded by the FAIL of Buffalo's defensive linemen allowing Cassel to escape.

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Wade Smith:

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Here is some awful shit from Dr. Rudith.

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Did you know B-Rich got in the game? Then he got the **** OUT of the game.

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Fun Fact: O'Callaghan has allowed 9 sacks this season.

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our line blows. idk how any professional athelete could be worse at their job.

all they have to do in life is block a man for 3 seconds,and they cant even accomplish that

O'Callaghan has allowed 9 sacks as a ****ing right tackle.

That is beyond horrendous.

he got owned in the last gif but it looks like cassel has room to move to the left of the pocket.

He leads the team in QB pressures allowed, too.

It doesn't seem like it for some reason. I guess the fact he sucks a little less than all the previous right tackles makes him seem not so terrible. But in this case, the numbers don't lie.

O'Callaghan is worse than McIntosh, Black, not-on-the-Roidbourne, Richardson...any of them.

He's awful.

Oh, before I forget, Vrabel got in on the blocking FAIL this week. This is inexcusable, IMO, especially because he was NOT intended to be a receiver on this play.

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I wonder what opposing defenses think when they watch the Chiefs on tape in preparation for the game on Sunday. Every single defender we go against HAS to be thinking that his game against the Chiefs is what is either going to get him a big money contract or a trip to the Pro Bowl.

wow...:clap:

what else can you say?

Yeah, why the **** was Vrabel asked to block, anyway? He's probably our most reliable goal line receiver we have.

God this team is just dog shit horrible.

This is a beautiful thread.... it deserves to win thread of the year.

The Claythan as a model... deserves PWNAGE of the year.

I think I should go register for REAL on that site, just for more hilarity.

Insert adjectives of your choosing in to the following statement:

"We're going to build a _______, ________, ________, football team".

Tebowdamnit; we suck.

Yikes, 9 sacks for O'Callaghan? he'll be taking a seat in 2010.

Kevin Sampson was a more gifted RT, too bad he was such a gutless pussy.

You're assuming other teams feel the need to prep against this team.

And if they did, I can guarantee that while watching film, at least one opposing player is singing something in his head along the lines of "Nah-Nah-Nah, Gonna' have a Good Tiiiiiiiiime"( Hey-Hey-Hey!)

Probably just a decoy. But you're right. It's like with Priest Holmes--no need to do a playaction with Priest in your backfield. If you have a dangerous option, don't play games.

Tamba Hali In: The Seach For My Jock

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Brandon Carr eats turf.

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DJ being DJ.

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AFC DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF WEAK

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And some FRESH MEAT!!!

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PATRIOT WAY FAIL

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The thing I like about the last one is that T-Jack gets there to finish while simultaneously kicking Vrabel in the head.LMAO

T-Jack not only finished that play, he OWNED this one:

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Also, Hali is a beast!!!!!!!!!!!111one

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And finally a nice rush from Magee:

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Awesome Mike Brown fail on this one.

Eh, that's a tough play.

Good job, T-Jack!

ASS WHIP OF THE WEEK: BIG BRAD COTTAM

Brad Cottam offers you his protection.

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ASS WHIPEE OF THE WEEK: LANCE "NOT FOR" LONG

In fact, Lance Penis was owned so many times, he gets two gifs.

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Runner up: Brandon Flowers, for getting owned by a quarterback. Also, Demorrio Williams got taken out. lulz

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Til next week...

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Cottams Ass Whip was solid, as was the commentary... 2 gigantic TE? hmmm, maybe Haley/Cassel should try to hook these guys a bit more in the pass game.

Atleast on paper, thats a good looking double TE set.

That first knock on Long made ME hurt.

I basically lost all faith in the guy after seeing that, he saw that coming & ducked it all the way... like Rocky watching his life flash before his eyes as he lets Clubber give him the slo-mo KO.

LMAO

Might as well put this here.

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Jimminy Buttermilk Christ; that's a sweet ****in' run right there. Good anticipation, cut, and speed; what more can you ask for?

So, everyone was saying Barry Richardson played well at right tackle. My ass. He was terrible, and this proves it. B-Rich leads this week's GIF'D UP parade, and I believe set a new record for the amount of FAIL in one game with his performance against Cleveland.

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Not to be outdone, Albert and Alleman chipped in with megafail, as did our pal Rudith.

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My God, some of those of Richardson are completely embarrassing.

He's getting stood up to the point of being off his feet in most of those fails...

I didn't get to watch the last two weeks (I was literally on a plane for both games) but those gifs look like what I remember from before I left. There are times when I'll be watching and think to myself "self, doesn't it look like those guys are still learning the blocking schemes? Isn't it December?"

The rest of the offensive line had a pretty good game. Richardson did not. That's why his ass was back on the bench last week.

Studies show that we gave up about 700 total yards against the Browns because we missed a lot of tackles.

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And this includes special teams, naturally.

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LMAO @ the 2nd one with Mike Brown.

Now his failure is complete.

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Dumbass quarterback. Dumb-Ass.

Wow :doh!:

There is no way anyone can defend Cassel in that situation.

Once again, a brief moment to recognize the greatness of Jamaal Charles.

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Curiously, no one managed to get their ass whipped this week. Fred still enjoyed the game.

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Enjoy these gifs NOW cus I'm about to post up the Bengals game.