We could use a guy like you in the astronaut corp.

FAX

OK, so everyone except you at the poker game was a millionaire. Cool.

Man, you fly off the handle in a hurry when someone simply makes any kind of post that you don't like, even if it was true.

That's true, but you sure went out of your way to imply it.

Oh.

ROFL

I guess Dane is too wealthy to imply things...because he obviously implied with that post, since he was there, he was worth millions...

But since it's Dane and he has a 16" dick...implied things don't count.

I have "Marcellus" on eternal ignore.

I will never respond to him, ever.

Sorry he roped you into this, which is one of the reasons he's ON eternal ignore.

One.

his mom for starters.

Did you actually read that as Dane saying he has millions?

Looks to me like a reading comprehension issue.

I wont argue few bets are honored.

How the hell did you find that post you stalker?

I take that as a win. Seriously.

Yep, reading comprehension impaired here too.

Yeah, I did read it that way. He said he was at a poker tournament and everyone there was worth millions. Why wouldn't I assume that he would have had millions, since he was there and everyone else there had millions. And I added the "else."

Actually, that's pretty high praise coming from you.

Honest response...

I consider life a little too short to take things seriously...

Which is why I love the fact I don't have responsibility...

Don't have kids...don't have debt...

I can do whatever the **** I want and I'm happy so that's good enough for me.

I am a hell of a lot happier than the majority of this board and if you ask me that's what life is about.

Maybe in 10 years my priorities will change from me, me, me and I might want to get married and have kids and have responsibilities and make better life decisions and stop wasting my time cheering on an abortion of a football team...

But for now...I feel pretty good about myself.

I once laid an analogy bet at a Vegas conversation book and won 3.5 metaphors and a simile.

And that's the root of the problem.

Don't make a bet you can't, or won't pay up on.

We're all men... have a little sense of honor. If you lose... lose graciously... and pay the bet.

If you win, accept your winnings with honor. There's no need to "rub it in".

As for ridiculous bets... just don't make them.

your play on words amuses me

JFC.

I don't talk about my "wealth" here overtly because I find it tacky. I don't mind sharing stories about "Hollywood Stars", behind the scenes shit and so on. People here do a good enough job of inferring that I've acquired a little wealth.

The bottom line is I was trying to make a point to Hootie. I wish I had not have used those words.

And I wish I would not have gotten involved and trust me, I won't ever again.

Exactly.

**** you Milkman.

We just quoted two posts where Dane implied, very clearly, that he had millions...

And I don't give a **** if he does or he doesn't...

He probably does. Good for him. That's awesome.

That's all fine. And all I was doing was pointing out that it did read that way to me that you were saying you had millions. I don't care, was just saying that you did say that in this thread when it came up.

If you aren't willing to get it, you aren't willing to get it.

I think you misintreperted doomy.

I read it as just what Dane says, an observation of the players there, and that he was not actually a part of the game, just watching.

That's how I feel about it, but that definitely isn't the norm around here.

How do you have time to be a high roller in Vegas when you blow all your time here posting?

Dane, you know I have nothing but respect for you, but that was a rookie mistake.

Wow ROFL

We have reading comprehension issues?

That's hysterical.

This has to be nominated for post of the year.

Reading his exact post...

I guarantee more people would assume he had millions than assume he was simply on the rail watching a bunch of millionaires play poker...

ROFL

Too funny.

He wasn't implying that he had a million dollars to your dumb ass.

He was just smacking your dumb ass.

STALKER!

other than prostitutes that had been screwed by *insert random Hollywood star* previously...have you ever screwed anyone famous? actress-wise...

That's cool. We definitely read it different ways, and that's fine. I've been at a lot of poker tournaments, and I have never gone to one to just watch the game.

Again, I have no dog in that fight, I was just responding to the part about him saying he had a million dollars.

Again, my bad.

And my apologies to those that aren't as fortunate.

I've been there and have detailed those struggles over the years.

I apologize for being an ass.

It was not my intent to "brag".

An oldie but goodie....

double post, wtf

actually Milkman...when I read it the first time I figured he drove by the house, knew the guy, knew he was a millionaire, knew he had millionaire friends, decided to turn his car around, three-point turnabout, park in the driveway, ring the doorbell, deliver him a Dane McCloud family Christmas card...and then hit the Taco Bell on the way home and get the #3 with a Large Coke.

But maybe I misinterpreted it.

Not really. I've linked a few in previous thread.

I was fortunate enough to meet the woman that would become my wife just a few years after arriving in Los Angeles.

oh and he noticed there was a deck of cards at the table, nice cards too...Kem cards to be exact...and just figured his friends were all millionaires too and they were playing poker...so yeah, he was technically at the poker game...but definitely not playing.

That's just how I interpreted it.

You know I've tried to be cool with you.

I guess I'm done with that, Hootie.

I agree with this, but I would add that it's pointless to expect someone like ROR/DCS to honor a bet. He's already proven that he'll create a new account to get around a ban. A thread like this is way better as far as vindication goes.

:clap:

That is why I respect you, I might give you a bad time and pick on you relentlessly at times, but I do respect you for being humble...

and Lindsey Lohan wasn't there...either...I could definitely tell that part while reading his post...for sure...

Yeah, it's a curse, really.

Sometimes, I really wish I WAS an asshole!

LMAO

I get a lot more info on the Chiefs than I post here. I sometime share that with some posters on here privately. Maybe we can work out a deal. You give me some behind the scenes hollywood stuff I tell ya what I hear about the Cheifs.:rolleyes:

You know who would enjoy all this? Raised on Riots. What ever happened to that guy?

Hey I have no issue with you whatsoever but the only reason you disagree with the whole "Priest Holmes bet/Hootie is a welcher" MYTH is because it is me and I am not liked because I don't kiss the asses of the "popular" crew on this board...

If Hamas said the same thing I did about Priest that year everyone would have agreed and defended the **** out of him because it was HIGHLY unlikely Priest was even going to make the team let alone ever play again...

But instead you were too stubborn and kept trying to debate why "million dollar bets" aren't really tongue-in-cheek...

Whatever.

Dane's good people.

Pisses me off when it comes to the Chiefs sometimes... (heheh) but he's a quality guy.

If Dane didn't have me on iggy he could see me saying he really is an asshole so he can stop wishing.

Who?

Come on Dane. Admit it was funny.

On an unrelated note, I think that Urban Meyer shouldn't be able to come back. He already said that he was leaving forever, and he needs to keep his word.

You just wish I was wrong!

LMAO

For the record, so do I!!

It should be "WERE."

"fist your wife"

Pft

It might have been funny without the stalking, Saul.

Might.

I knew the grammar police would bust up this party.

Thread = burstless

Oh nothing I say is funny...

But if Dane served something like that up on me Hamas and OTWP would come in here and give one of these "ROFL", quick high five...and make sure to end it with a "Rep."

That would infer present tense, my friend

:D

What, now? Ok, be back in fifteen.

And for being an MU fan, you not too.... Wait? Your a MU fan! :cuss:

He bet a guy that he'd leave forever if he lost a bet. He lost, and I haven't seen him since. He must have kept his word. An honorable man, that ROR.

elvis doesnt fist...he pelvises

Times up.. You should be done by now...

You mean "imply." :D

Burst = found

dammit

may

Well you said fifteen... I was assuming seconds? Was I wrong to assume?

Keep practicing. You can do it faster.

I just realized that this isn't the fifth Tuesday of the month. She said I can do or have whatever I want the next fifth Tuesday of the month.

This is an epic thread, but alas... I must bid you farewell.

(Alert me if Hootie gets prison raped (again), FAX nails someone's daughter (again)... or any other hijinks ensue.)

G'night all.

Funny he sees you calling him out on a post as stalking. Typical Dane.He likes to to deflect from the conversation at hand and eventually he will put you on ignore as he apparently has me.

I may have just effectively killed the thread, KcMizzou, but we will keep you appraised.

Has he hurt your feelings by doing so?

I'm in on the Vegas thing, but your wife has to come, too.

Please tell Marcellus that I'm very sorry to have wounded his vagina.

I hope he finds the right doctor to mend to his wounds and sincerely hope that it's not life-threatening.

It's not that. It's just that all the rest of us realized we have the fourth Sunday with her.

And once again, you're missing the point. Hootie is trying to spin this off as an "I bet you a million dollars" circumstance because he got caught with his dick in the pickle slicer. He's spinning.

ROR, I like you.

But you are being an utter bitch.

:eek:

And the bait has been cast.