5 minutes. Hopefully god doesn't hate Denver.
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Iceland's first!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_iceland_volcano

Is Durant still here?!?!

Dang, I was rejected by Jesus.......

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Well, that's a relief.

Hilarious.

Dang it, it's May 22nd, the doom-sayers were "off".....just sayin'...heh. LMAO

who is left?

John "McCloud" Goodman



Hold on.....

Just ME BOI!!

So what now??

CHUMPS!!

FREAKING 100 post's on the day of the rapture! and it only took 6 years!

wouldn't that be called post nasal drip?

lmao indeed!

CNN: At this writing, there have been no reports of people soaring upward to the skies

Jim Brenneman, CNN New York iReporter: "Although I assume that I've lived a sinful life and will probably be here on Sunday, there is a small chance that maybe I was better than I thought and might get sucked up into the heavens on Saturday with all the other self-righteous wing nuts," he said. "If that happens, feel free to have my stuff. But probably not! Let the Looting Begin! HAPPY APOCALYPSE EVERYONE!!"

Tweet from Australia: "Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/21/doo...ex.html?hpt=C2

take this you pussies
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On second thought after seeing this, maybe the world should just go ahead and end...

kidding aside, why do people believe Camping's prediction despite his failure in the past?

paranoia.....and the fact that even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I think the only people who really believed him were his nutjob followers.

I was hoping he was right.

I'm not really sure who I'd call or check with if the rapture really did come.

I doubt anyone I know has a ticket to spaceship-saved and if I went to church for guidance I'm pretty sure my Catholic priest would still be there to answer my questions.

After long thought, not so comforting...

I bet you're not now...

okay, check in, everybody. let's see who's here and who isn't.

rain man still here but wife isn't. (after a moment of thought, I now recall that she's in atlanta on a business trip.)
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We're all here.










But, had they been right, we'd still all be here...

oh. yeah, I guess so.
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hell he's 89 years old he thought he'd be dead by now and wouldnt have to face his critics ....

I was looking forward to football season without Tebow.

Same feeling I had last night...

This could make a nice guy kill.
I hate you.

The one reason I love guys like this is it makes normal (people NOT gettin' on the bus) think about how the forces of the universe might measure their life.

Their worth.

Their contribution to humanity as a whole.

Teh end of teh WORLDS is completely irrelevant. Does not matter if or when it happens.

But YOUR world will end some day. Might be years from now, might not.

"Did you have a good life when you died?

Enough to base the movie on?..."

I love how people try to analyze the Bible so much in order to try to predict something like this, yet they look over the passage that says we know not when that day will come.

Either that, or it happened, and everyone I know, including my church, got left behind.

Exactly. I never could figure his one out either.

The lord did come on the day of rapture but he didn't take anyone with him. As he looked down upon his people he just went :facepalm:


PhilFree:arrow:

LMAO

Maybe God is really one of those deep-sea fish, and he came and took all of the deep-sea fish yesterday. Anybody seen any deep-sea fish today?

His faithful followers sold everything they owned to buy end-of-days advertising for him. He was offered cash money several days before the Rapture for his house & cars. He refused to sell. Guess he wasn't as certain as his minions were....

that's it!! you must b really connected

lol, heard his church pulled in about 19million last year or something? that shit is crazy. God said, bitch your going to be alive to show what a fraud you are. lol

Rapture people don't have to die but are okay with mass public nudity. Did they think this through

Or, they don't read and comprehend what they are reading as magic and supernatural powers, which seem to no longer be available to modern man or modern testing methods.

I haven't seen a single shark since the rapture. Odd.

Same reason 5.5 million Jehovah's Witnesses will tell you they are the ONLY RELIGION thats right :rolleyes:

So who left last night?

You've seen the Jahovah's Witness comedian right?

All he tells is knock knock jokes.

Keep fighting Royals

LMAO

I was surprised when I floated off to outer space last night. You Chiefsfanz all got Left Behind? Rooted for the wrong dang team, I reckon...

He probably doesn't even know how or where to come back now. Theres been so much sex, theres humans EVERYWHERE!

"Ooops!! I was off by only 5 months!"

:facepalm:

Preacher now says world's end actually coming in October.

By GARANCE BURKE, Associated Press

OAKLAND, Calif. – As crestfallen followers of a California preacher who foresaw the world's end strained to find meaning in their lives, Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy Monday, saying he was off by five months because the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before global cataclysm struck the planet, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday message did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife. His independent ministry, Family Radio International, spent millions — some of it from donations made by followers — on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message.

Follower Jeff Hopkins also spent a good deal of his own retirement savings on gas money to power his car so people would see its ominous lighted sign showcasing Camping's May 21 warning. As the appointed day drew nearer, Hopkins started making the 100-mile round trip from Long Island to New York City twice a day, spending at least $15 on gas each trip.

"I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot with this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former television producer who lives in Great River, NY. "I was doing what I've been instructed to do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped in the face."

Camping, who made a special appearance before the press at the Oakland headquarters of the media empire Monday evening, apologized for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have." Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult weekend, the light dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual" Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said.

The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21.

"We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind of people who will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be caught up."

It's not the first time the 89-year-old retired civil engineer has been dismissed by the Christian mainstream and has been forced to explain when his prediction didn't come to pass. Camping also prophesized the Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn't happen then because of a mathematical error.

Monday, rather than give his normal daily broadcast, Camping took questions as a part of his show, "Open Forum," which transmits his interpretations of the Bible via the group's radio stations, TV channels, satellite broadcasts and website.

Camping's hands shook slightly as he pinned his microphone to his lapel, and as he clutched a worn Bible he spoke in a quivery monotone about listeners' earthly concerns after giving away their possessions in expectation of the Rapture.

Family Radio would never tell anyone what they should do with their possessions, and those who did would cope, Camping said.
"We're not in the business of financial advice," he said. "We're in the business of telling people there's someone who you can maybe talk to, maybe pray to, and that's God."

But he said he wouldn't give away all his possessions ahead of Oct 21.
"I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car," he said. "What would be the value of that? If it is Judgment Day why would I give it away?"

Apocalyptic thinking has always been part of American religious life and popular culture. Teachings about the end of the world vary dramatically — even within faith traditions — about how they will occur.

Still, the overwhelming majority of Christians reject the idea that the exact date or time of Jesus' return can be predicted.

Tim LaHaye, co-author of the best-selling "Left Behind" novels about the end times, recently called Camping's prediction "not only bizarre but 100 percent wrong!" He cited the Bible verse Matthew 24:36, "but about that day or hour no one knows" except God.

"While it may be in the near future, many signs of our times certainly indicate so, but anyone who thinks they `know' the day and the hour is flat out wrong," LaHaye wrote on his website, leftbehind.com.

Signs of disappointment also were evident online, where groups that had confidently predicted the Rapture — and, in some cases, had spent money to help spread the word through advertisements — took tentative steps to re-establish Internet presences in the face of widespread mockery.

The Pennsylvania-based group eBible Fellowship still has a website with images of May 21 billboards all over the world, but its Twitter feed has changed over from the increasingly confident predictions before the date to circumspect Bible verses that seem to speak to the confusion and hurt many members likely feel.

Camping offered no clues about Family Radio's finances Monday, saying he could not estimate how much had been spent on getting out his prediction nor how much money the nonprofit had taken in as a result. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded securities.

Josh Ocasion, who works the teleprompter during Camping's live broadcasts in the group's threadbare studio, sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm reader's business, said he enjoyed the production work but he had never truly believed the May 21 prophecy would come true.

"I thought he would show some more human decency in admitting he made a mistake," he said. "We didn't really see that."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_apocalypse_saturday/print

So we get to do all this again in 5 months? Hell yeah!

PBJ:hail::toast::rolleyes::clap::D

What a scam. This dude is making bank and ruining tons of gullable people's lives.

It's a bogus story meant to give Christians a black eye.

If people are naive enough to give away thier money and possessions with this ridiculous way of thought, I feel no sorrow for them whatsoever.

I'd love to see the look on some of thier faces when they realized they weren't going to get "sucked up to heaven" LMAO

Yeah, I just can't really feel sorry for these idiots. You'd think they'd at least keep all of their shit, just in case right? If they don't that's own damn stupid fault.

Right, because these people are fake. Totally a figment of the media's imagination.

$104 million is assets?

LMAO

Sorry if it is a repost.

An attempted murder-suicide in California on March this year. By: Kristal Roberts

PALMDALE, Calif. - A California woman who says she wanted to protect her children from the May 21 “tribulation” is in jail after slitting the throats of her daughters’ before cutting her own back in March, KTLA reports.

Lyn Benedetto, 47, told authorities that to prevent her family from suffering, she had her daughters, 11 and 14, lie on a bed, took a box cutter knife to their throats, then cut herself March 19.

The suspect reportedly drove the victims to a friend’s home that she thought was empty, planning to die there.

Lancaster deputies say they responded to call regarding an assault with a knife around 5:30 p.m. from the owner of that home.

The mother was found at the location and arrested. The two victims were taken to Antelope Valley Hospital for “moderate though non life threatening injuries” and released to custody of Department of Children’s Services.

Benedetto is being held on a $1 million bail.

Link: http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/new...,-deputies-say

I wonder what the mother is thinking now.

No, they are very real, with an absurd claim, so they ARE RIDICULED and MOCKED, EVIDENCED BY THIS VERY THREAD. The news media all covered the story and they all approached it with a raised eyebrow. Ask yourself why? Is that really news?

Yes, they drove around in painted RVs and had pretty billboards made up because they didn't want attention.

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So because someone drives a painted RV and makes a billboard advertisment, that actually makes it newsworthy? Yeah, right.

Obviously. People like a good freakshow.

So, you admit, the story was released, knowing they would be mocked and ridiculed.

I don't presume to know what goes on inside the heads of these people.

Sure you do, or you wouldn't have said people like a good freakshow. Why else would the story be released?

You are flailing around a little. I said that I don't presume to know what goes on inside their heads (that they knew that they'd be mocked).

The story was released because these people chose to seek attention. They could have just as easily holed up in a bunker to wait for the rapture. They didn't.

Do you actually have a point to make? If so, what is it?

Everyone seeking attention will now become news. :LOL: Sure thing, Ringo.

LMAO I'll take that, as you falling on your sword.

No, not everyone. But, if you drive around in RVs and put up billboards stating that the world is going to end on a specific day, yes, you are going to get media attention. I don't even know why you are arguing that it won't. It did.

So, again, what is your point (if you have one)?

I think his point is that the media should ignore the idiots in the Christian corner, but go ahead and make spectacles out of everyone else.

It's the same, tired, poor, poor put-upon Christian story.

Just because you try and get the last word, doesn't equal you making a point. The answers to your questions are already in my prior posts. You have changed horses in midstream and now you want to ask questions, rather than answer any. Your act is transparent.

I'll be happy to answer any question you have. Proceed.

No. I believe they want to DIVIDE us by ridiculing different sects in our country, that includes Christians, but has very little to do with the basis of my contention. It's all about divide and conquer.

The media is trying to conquer us?

No, mass media is the arm of propaganda.

They serve the elite. They are bought and paid for. ONE MAN owns the mass media.