This. It's like having the biggest douchewaffle 7th grader( the one who THINKS he's cool but in reality looks like a dipshit in his parachute pants and red leather Michael Jackson jacket )come up to you in front of the hot girl you like and ask to go ride BMX together after school. If Hootie disagrees with me, I automatically chalk it up to doing something right in life.
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Don't forget those gay fingerless gloves

what ****ing school did you go to ROFL

I don't know what culture those gloves are gay in but I never want to be a part of that culture

[QUI was really looking at this as an attention whore thread. And while I don't really have an opinion on your opinion, if you do this for all of them, that would be hilarious. So far so good.
OTE=unnecessary drama;9697632]100. Mr. Laz
Join Date: 12/27/2000
Posts: 73,951

Mr. Laz has never made a post that made me laugh. Not one. Nearly 74,000 posts and I've never even gotten a single chuckle. Even kc nut has made me chuckle and that guy can't even read. 70,000 or so of his posts have been just absolutely horrendous takes on the Chiefs and more recently the Royals. Mr. Laz is also the most perverted member on this board and posts constant pictures of big girls wearing little to no clothing. I'm pretty sure him and Dane "work" together, if you know what I mean. At least that's the hunch I get. On his friends list is Frazod, so apparently his friends list doesn't have a weight limit like mine.

Pros: most likely jerks off a lot; probably isn't gay; glad he isn't my uncle

Cons: he's somebody's uncle

I was really looking at this as an attention whore thread. And while I don't really have an opinion on your opinion, if you do this for all of them, that would be hilarious. So far so good.



Outlook for 2014: Try not to post about the Chiefs, the Royals or any pictures of naked girls. You'll have a lot more worth to this site. I realize this means you would no longer post.

Congratulations though...you're still much cooler than Donger.[/QUOTE]

LMAO
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Nah, this is awesome and will take us up to the season. He could do two a day I guess.

The butthurt will ooze out slowly, not explode and be over in a day.

He said Michael Jackson and that was the first thing that came to mind. Aside from Macaulay Culkin's pert little....nevermind. Never mention Michael Jackson again, Sweet Dick...

This. We already are seeing why I thought this was such a good idea. Dramaplanet!

I remember back when Mr. Laz was "lazarus" in all lower case letters

The crowning piece is the painters cap with the long flaps in the back, preferably checkered all Vans-style...
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I'd prefer not to be mentioned in each and every declaration, honestly. It's a little creepy. Thanks.

We live in his pointy little infantile head.

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my head doesn't have a handicap ramp

Stanley is ruining the unnecessary drama with his random videos. I think he should be banned from this thread.

Oh shit....The trial of Knowmo is coming up soon too.

Your head IS a handicap ramp. LMAO

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then I guess you can get in my head

Smells like piss and failure in here. And crude oil. Oh wait, that's just Donger.

I wish I could make the list, but I don't post enough.

LMAO

Your avatar always makes me think of how much Oppenheimer kinda resembles Mr. Rogers in a way...just throwing that out there.

The first two were pretty good. If Hootie actually manages to do 101 of these, I'll be impressed.

5. He'll do 5 or less.

Some shiny object will distract him.
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FYP

I just had a couple of cheeseburgers....assholes for posting those pics

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You're actually #78 on my own list, which I keep purely for internal purposes.

Laz sucks, and has sucked so long and for so hard, that he's definitely one of the top 100.

Kudos Hootie.

When Princess get's to his top 10, he will be lathering himself in Crisco, on his knees taking cum shots from his roommates, listening to WHAM and thinking about all the attention he's getting at home and CP.

LMAO
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Hey Hootie.



http://i.imgur.com/MxzWgYl.jpg

It's a roast with hecklers.

this is already at 500 responses? so it's 250 responses per top 101 poster? holy shit this thing is going to get bloated quickly

What made the first two good? Is it a kind of have to be here for 7 years thing, or what?

He was bashing college degrees not too long ago (we obviously disagreed, as he said they are only necessary for doctors and lawyers), and I also called him out for being a whiny bitch in the "same hand, different lotion dating thread" where he made 5 or so posts about getting dumped.

Shit, if he actually had some creativity or wit in the first two, I would agree. Maybe you have to be part of the powning n00bs posse around here to get it.:shrug:

Yeah. Losing n00b of the year cracked his asshole wide open and now its leaking his hurt feelings.

The top 100 sucked? There is not even 100 average posters on the Planet?

:whackit:
The entire thread was made based on the irrational ramblings of a butt hurt bell hop.

Is hootie making the list as he goes along? If so, this isn't going to end well LMAO

Butt hurt begets butt hurt?
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So those posting in this thread calling this guy a loser for posting shit like this unprovoked are butt hurt, yet the above is totally fine?

Please.

Dude knows nothing about me, and yet he says shit like this because he works at a hotel/motel and just got dumped to make himself feel better.

You ARE a worthless **** of a poster, though.

Luv offers more.

Nope, just curious as to how people find this amusing.

How's your modeling career?

Through Explore Modeling, anyone can explore modeling ROFL

Nothing has ever been so true.

no you are obviously butt hurt. If you don't like it just ignore it, it won't go away but you will never know its there
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#1 rule if a roast if you're getting roasted: don't try to protest that roast isn't funny.

aren't you guys glad I added the University of Phoenix doctor in training to the list?

Okay thanks

and I only like around 30 people on this site so do you really think I have already made the list? Really? Really? No...I sort by highest rep, I go through a few pages, find a dumb**** like Dr. Dipshit, spend 1-3 minutes writing two paragraphs on why he's a bundle of sticks, and then I move on with my day.

I'm glad PGM suggested 101 people because it's going to allow me to rile up a lot of homos

no

ChiefsPlanet appointed me the ultimate judge of character

I have years of being a stand up member with great taste, great tales, and a great jaw line for giving blowies.

so shut the **** up, enjoy the list, and lick more butthole because girls like it when they are passed out

to be fair

a room with a laptop and a login to University of Phoenix isn't really medical school

Swish LMAO

I train at the University of Iowa, and I will be starting my 3rd year rotations this fall.

But sure, the whole online MD angle was so funny.

You know, it probably wouldn't hurt anything if you did more than 1 per day

Wow. And this was just the first guy. 99 more to gom

I honestly have no idea who Cephalic Trauma is.

Laz is a worthless poster. He just keeps chugging right along though.

he's this queer poster who I knew I could get a reaction out of

oh look

it worked

I think that was the 9th episode of Scrubs season 2

Dude Phoenix is in Arizona, not Iowa. You ding dong...

You take yourself too seriously. You should work on that.

Are you being facetious?

^

please at least try hemp oil with those kids. If there's nothing else to loose, it's worth a try.

Oh silly me, geography wasn't on my med skool classes.

hootie so funny

he has an apartment AT the prestigious University of Iowa where he buys internet from Comcast and then logs into "med" school (which is actually a class in early childhood development) "at" the prestigious University of Phoenix.

EXCELLENT JOB, YOUNG MAN!

Stoned user posts in wrong thread.

are you being a gay?

As was hoping that you'd show up in the Car Sickness thread.

LMAO

Was not expecting this.

10/10 Would read again.

No. That just seems a rather odd foundation upon which to start your analysis. But, it's Hootie.