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Yeah, same here. Brazil had plenty of bad press that it generated on its own for the Olympics. There's no reason to make shit up to make them look even worse.

Well apparently, he told his mom that he was robbed, for some unknown reason, then his mom told reporters. From there, it all snowballed.

Why would a 32 year old Olympic athlete lie to his mom?

Why would a 32 year old Olympic athlete color his hair like that?

Because Lochte

Not that it helps, but my guess is he bleached it, forgetting he was going to go swimming.

No complaints from me about that butt crack.






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Good. That punk ass bitch fled to the States while leaving his teammates to take the fall when the story started to crumble.

Remember that movie Return to Paradise with Vince Vaughan and Joaquin Phoenix? Basically Joquain got thrown into a Malaysian prison for some drugs that he was sharing with Vaughan and another guy. Vaughan and the other guy made it back to the states but Phoenix got caught. The judge said if the other two guys come back - all 3 of them serve 2 years. If one comes back they both serve 6. If no one comes back Phoenix gets the death penalty.

How funny would it be if the judge put on his troll face and said something like "2 years for the 3 remaining swimmers. But if Lochte comes back you all get 3 months"? Just put all the pressure on Lochte.

I always felt like Lochte was kind of a defective human. The A-Rod of swimming.

Lochte is now qualified to run for office.

Don't forget because he is a d bag Florida Gator. That plays a part.

Local news reporting Lochte and others being indicted on false reporting of a crime.

If the United States wins any more medals, they're going to be charged with war crimes and bullying.

Things just got more complicated. In the initial video, 3 or 4 minutes of footage were omitted where security guards had their guns drawn on the swimmers. Brazil is also admitting that part is true.

So, its a bit of a gray area now. I think what happened is that these jackasses were causing damage at the gas station, guns were drawn to get them out and they probably demanded that they also pay for the damage.

I still think there is a possibility they were held up by a corrupt security guard. Brazil is in cover their ass mode. I'll reserve judgement for now.

http://www.insightcrime.org/news-bri...il-govt-survey

So Brazil, trying to defend itself from false allegations of olympians being robbed, will probably now have to release video of their cops drawing guns on and demanding money from unarmed athletes? That will help their image.