I'm envisioning him with a real freak. Hilarity.

That's what we all want, those wholesome church puritan chicks don't do anything for me.

Think of it as a challenge.

Good rule of thumb never marry a chick that loves God more than you...

I'm never going to go to church ever so its best I avoid the religious chicks.

Never marry a chick that loves ****ing more than you, either.

I'm with you on the atheist chicks, though. I'm sure it's even more of a deal-breaker for them than for us.

I enjoy atheism...any chick who is into that is ok in my book.

Ditto that a really big test in my book

I wonder if we are pissing off the Christians.

Well you scared off Iowanian.

Dude he doesn't like me either, it's nothing to give a shit about.

I'm more of a bitch than most.

I corrupted a very naive Christian girl once when I was in college. I heard that she ended up killing herself.

If a girl kills herself after waking up and seeing she slept with you....not a good sign.

I never slept with her, and this was years after we "dated."

Dongers idea of corrupting must really suck then.

I was a pretty nasty person back then.

You said corrupted then said you didn't sleep with her....leave this thread right now you are not made for it.

Go drink some milk or something.

You do realize that there are other ways of corrupting people other than sleeping with them, yes?

What did you do, pick at her until she tried to kill you?

I tried to turn her away from Jesus and take His place.

I wonder if Donger knows what this thread is about.

It's a skinny girl thing.

Homewrecker

Women have it SO easy. ROFL

Sounds like a nice girl.

Where does this woman live...

pics

And yes we want pics...now.

She's not bad...but I told her I probably wasn't what she wanted. Acne is kind of a turnoff anyway. I doubt I can compete with 15 other guys anyway.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6259/...446fbe44db.jpg

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3977/...458795590d.jpg

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Why don't you go for someone you can at least legally take out for a drink?

That chick has a horrendous haircut...I'd pass because frankly that isn't my type.

I don't really think these things through. You know that.

I think she's implying you can't score if a chick isn't drunk.

LOL not true.

ew.

Why is she at the apple store ?

edit: and yes, I would hit it.

I'd only hit it if she wore a mask over her face like that strangers movie.

You wouldn't have to worry about it Mecca. I'm sure she'd turn you down.

No

Good, nothing is funnier than a chick who thinks she's hotter than she actually is and from looking at those pictures and reading that post she obviously does.

She thinks she's a 10 when she's a 5 at best.

That there was some butterface.

I'll bet her vaginga looks like that creature that ate Bobba Fett.

LMAO

She can obviously be as picky as she likes.

Can you?

That's called a Sarlacc.

So I've heard.

Just because woman can do that says nothing about their attractiveness.

Yes.

She's gross.

lol

I thought that was the creature in the cave that Luke falls into after trying to scare Jabba?

When it comes to that yea, she is not remotely attractive and she has that high maintenance attitude like you should thank the lord she speaks to you...

That's called a Rancor.

Somebody told me.

When you're a bottom-feeder, you take what you can get.

That chicks face is just awful, her hair is awful, and her attitude most likely sucks, a chunky chick with a cute face would beat that.

Its good you've got a real Thunder-from-Downunder stud like Mecca to lead you to the promised land.

Julie Andrews!

No, you cannot.

She has 15 guys chasing her.

Stop acting like pussy falls off logs and into your lap. You have a fat face.

No, I think it's creepy that a 27 year old man is trying to score with girls in their teens.

Women **** for personality, not for looks.

Money helps too.

It isn't the quantity, GoChiefs. It's the quality. And, yes, it works both ways.

Great they're reeruns too.....

Although I enjoy the personal dig shot at me, guess what, if you think the way you look is the #1 scoring factor I have some bad news for you.

This is a classic case of a girl getting (and enjoying) an overly inflated ego from the comments she reads about herself on the intarwebs.

IRL, she hardly gets a look... online... she feels like a super model.

You're assuming Mecca has a personality. I've failed to see evidence of it.

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hahahaahahah

Don't be mad at me Mecca, you know I don't agree with her. That was just really funny.

harsh

That's simply because you're personality is the complete opposite of mine...I'm abrasive and sarcastic and witty and overly confident in everything about myself while you spend time in your own self pity.

You may not enjoy my personality that's fine, most people do, it's why I constantly get reps going "you crack me up" or "you're a funny ****er"

Psh, she just doesn't like me, so it's not funny or cool regardless because I said it.

A 9-inch cock helps, too.

Unfortunately mecca has to use cash.

No need to get defensive. I wouldn't put witty in that list, but otherwise, yes.

Whenever I finally start saying what I think, people think something's wrong with me because I'm not being the poor defenseless luv. You know me about as well as I know you. People who have met me say I'm not quite what they thought I was going to be. :evil: And soon I'll have the looks to match. :evil::evil:

Hey that's great and all, you and I are never going to get along well because our personalities are not remotely meshing or similar.

You two are going to end up married.

No, no, no. I'm supposed to be the one taking one for the team and popping Claythan's cherry, remember?

LMAO

We can't even have a conversation with each other. She acts nothing like women I like she's just not my type.

I hope I'm the best man.

Sounds just like marriage to me.

If this is really pimp juice....I'm Hugh Heffner and Colin ferrel combined.

Again with the defensiveness. Are you trainable?

Then I'd tell people I slept with the best man.

LMAO

As far as what...

Whatever I say. Duh.