tl:dr

They Skyped, but she was in a black box? GTFO.

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/01/man...spn-interview/

He was talking to a dude.
Beard.
Gay.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-lennay-kekua/

he talked to a another dude for over 500 hours and never knew he was a guy...

He was president of the drama club but the dude should get an emmy for that performance...

How does this kid dress himself in the morning?


He has to be the dumbest **** on the planet.

This should erase any doubts that the dude is gay.

This Teo dude just needs to get his social sirloin spanked. Katie should have taken him back to her dressing room after the interview and burned down his playhouse. She'd be clawing his back, biting his earlobes, forcing him down on the couch screaming "DO ME you little pussy!!!".....

That's what Teo's thinking during the interview, anyway.

BC he was duped by a dude? Still not seeing it. Duped is duped. It just confirms he's extremely gullible which is not new information.

I guess for me it comes down to what is most logical. If I'm gay LB I just take out a girl every once in awhile to trick the masses. I don't hatch an elaborate ruse w/ a dude 1000 miles away and ham it up on national tv drawing attn to it since I am still in the closet or whatever.

It's also a really overblown story. At least as it pertains to nfl. If a team likes him they are still taking him high. Pot heads and thiefs and people accused of even worse get drafted. Teams just care if you can play.

Teo'o is gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

FD wins the prize for first correct gay allegation (silver to me).

imagine what will happen when he plays the Redskins and the run a naked fake reverse..

he will be fooled for days...

:LOL:

Seems logical but, if Te'o and said the guy are in love, maybe going out on dates with chicks isnt cool. Plus, if hes gay, and I believe whole heartedly he is, then he'd have to **** a chick here and there. That isnt going to fly either.

He should of "hired" a hot lesbian to be his beard. Or at least a chick who doesnt mind being "with" a gay dude. But, maybe in his world, he wouldnt know of anyone.

All in all, its crazy, but I have no doubt this story is all about covering his sexual orientation.

Cribbed from this very funny Patton Oswalt bit.

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Te'o can get actual living girls to say they're his girlfriend. Why would he cover for being gay by having a fake GF that nobody would ever meet?

If the fake girlfriend was his cover for being gay, why would he get rid of her by having her die?

If this whole thing was to cover for their gay relationship, why would Tuiasosopo come out and say "It was all me, I was pretending to be a chick"?

The answer to all 3 questions is he's mind blowingly dumb.