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I don't know what's harder to take: you turning me down or your inability to sense sarcasm.

Either way, the offer still stands if you ever change your mind.

Me, too.

Also, you have posted 10x as often as I have in that 11 years...

I fight dirty.

I'm a smile and talk politely, then eviscerate you when you aren't looking kind of guy.

Well this thread officially has tested positive for HIV. And it appears it's turning into AIDS.

Can we make a motion for Duncan to create the 2013 thread? Will someone please second it?

I second it.

It is "your and idiot" you idiot.

If I were buying a current jersey, it'd be Perez. If I were buying a classic jersey, I'd buy Quisenberry.

:Lin:

I still say slide Cain to RF and let Dyson get a go at CF and bat him 9th.

I can stomach him as a 4th OF'r, but as an everyday CF'r? NFW!

Thirded on Duncan starting the 2013 thread.

I prefer him in the lineup to Frenchy. He can at least put pressure on the defense a little bit more with his speed. Obviously neither one is the better alternative, but between starting Frenchy or Dyson I'm going with Dyson.

I still agree with this. Frenchy does only one thing well, which is throw the ball. And since he isn't a pitcher or super athletic to get to balls in the outfield, it really isn't that useful a tool when you take into account that is the only tool he has. At least Dyson can run which is beneficial on offense and defense. Tool usage of 2 > 1, Dyson wins!

And I vote for Duncan to start the thread as well. But shouldn't it wait until 2013 or the day before?

We are discussing the 2013 Royals so I say Duncan go for it. We need some better mojo around this team anyways.

2013 thread. Yes.