Correct.

So...not a Pit. Just a dog. Got it.

"A Dog" (Not a pit) barked at your dog, so you ran off (and we've all seen you run) to your car. Someone came to apologize, but you're such a wimp that you locked your door, ignored him, sped off and then called animal control.

That's just so hilariously gay. Good for you, man. Good for you. Living your best life.

The dog did not "bark" at my dog. It was coming AT me. It was a strange animal off the leash presenting a threat.

I've learned my lesson FIVE ****ing times now. I'll gladly be labeled GAY with a dog that's ALIVE.

Yeah dogs don't typically respond well to nervous, wimpy beta energy. It makes them nervous, like something's ****ing wrong with you.

Either way, still a hilarious mental picture. 40-something year old wimpy soy boy booking it across the park, titties flapping around...cargo shorts and flip flops and that dorky run of yours...jumping into your car, locking the door and speeding off.

You musta looked so wimpy that another grown ass man had to come check on you LMAO LMAO LMAO

And then you locked the door and sped off. Probably had some desperate, crazed look in your eye too. BWAHAHA oh man. Too funny.

Dude was probably like, "Are you ok, ma'am? Im so sorry". And you were all, "No! Leave me the **** alone im horrified im calling animal control!".

Too funny.

Holy shit you dumb **** I was walking down the street minding my own business.

**** off.

Was it a long run back to your car? Please tell me it was a long run....LMAO

I had to limp half a mile home with blood streaming down my leg from what later turned out to be a bone bruise after one pit attack.

And yes, I reported it. The clown who lived there learned his ****ing lesson.

Go **** yourself.

Again, i ask, was it a long run? Did you sweat?

No you ****ing idiot, I had just gotten out of the car.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...but you said you were walking down the street...

I mean, still funny regardless.

That was the OTHER pit attack.

I didn't ask you about "another pit attack". I asked you about your recent harrowing encounter with death.

Im sorry, you must still be suffering from PTSD after such a traumatic experience. So much so that you're having difficulties keeping your stories straight.

But seriously clay, im glad to see you made it out alive from that (not-a-pit) dog charge-almost-attack.

Wipe the tears from your eyes. You're ok now. Everything is gonna be ok. You're in a safe space.

I don't care, dipshit. I'm going to do what I have to do to defend my family.

They are just trolling you 'cause they don't like you.
Let it go.

So noble. So brave. So strong.

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