You're making progress. You may score in about 25 years

The best part is she was hotter than her photos. She walked in that door and I felt like screaming "IS THAT FOR ME??!?!?!"

Nice work!

The best part is she swears like a sailor and hates God.

**** her. NOW!

Take her home to meet the family.

LMAO

So she's me with tits?

That creeps me out.

Are you a good kisser?

That creeps me out more.

You weren't raised pentecostal by any chance...

No. Cataholic.

Oh, damn. GOD DAMN!

Oh for Pete's sake, just do it already. Nothing you do will be as good as you've made it out to be in your head.

But it will be the best 22 1/2
seconds of your young life...
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Eh, this one is just a tease. But she does want to meet. Maybe I'll get ALL FRIENDLY *jazz hands* instead of being a pussy this time.

I guess you never learned the trick?

See a guy puts his hand on our knee and leaves it there. Then the girl is feeling tingly because it's new and exciting and the guy is feeling tingly because it's near a box. Then its our job to either leave it there or find an excuse to cross our legs or get up or otherwise move your hand.

Every body part is the same process only a little more fun.

You will at one point have your hand on a soft inner thigh and in your head you'll be thinking "will she let me will she let me will she let me omg im thinking exactly what mer said i'd think i spend too much time on CP omg shes letting me" and she'll let you and it'll be glorious. Well, soft and squishy but glorious.

You will know immediately if she's the take charge kind of girl. Barring her sitting herself down on your lap and shoving her tits in your face, you're gonna have to be at least a little aggressive.

This one has a B cup, too.

This may be your greatest post.

Best thing is they don't flop in our arm pits when we lay down.

Need a pic man.

Need a pic.

You get this one only because it's still floating around in a Taco John post.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4587/merj.th.jpg

I don't even want to know wtf that was about.

TJ gave me a boob job.

Nice rack :)

Whats a default?

I didn't know you were on the itty bitty titty committee.

Actually you have to learn it from a guys perspective. Its called escalating kino. The key is to give it then take it away. Leave the girl wondering WTF and then wanting a return of the hand to knee, thigh , box. Going continuously for the prize is a nearly sure way to get shot down. I call it 2 steps forward one step back. Its a great build and when the walls come tumbling down its throw them up against a wall rip their panties off and FMH time. Great time for major animalistic passion. Works on a first date or after marriage. Getting the juices flowing and getting the girl to yell quit ****ing teasing me!! and then teasing for another 20 minutes is completely awesome in my book. Just step it up after each fall back.

Im most certainly not the President.

I think he forgot to inflate the balloons.She's not only the president, she bought the company.

Secracktary of State perhaps?

I'm more hands on. Think human resources.

Hmmmm....after cutting off contact COMPLETELY now she appears online.

Should I message her?

Good for you.. I have kissed two new girls this week.. One is a adamant lesbian she says.. I am trying to prove her otherwise before she leaves in two weeks.. Her constantly grabbing my butt and seeing if hers is firmer then mine and so forth is a good sign for me..

And she literally has buns of steel..

Literally, she has steel implants in her ass? That must've hurt.

Since this seems to be the place for Claythan related news...

I met a gril recently (her pic is posted in the pictures forum somewhere) and she is Claythan's wet dream!

21 years old, super sweet, awesome body, pretty face AND Star Trek, Star Wars, Back to the Future geek!

She owns her own TRIBBLE!

http://www.youbuynow.com/img/items/1...1915123000.jpg

Did I mention AMAZING body?

Sorry Claythan... you are missing out on your dream girl.

Sic 'em Claythan

Bullshit. I need to meet this girl. Pic?

Nah, unless she is some sort of Terminator.. ****, am I John Conner???

Check yourself boy. Don't call bullshit on me. Find the pic in the pictures forum.. there are 2 or 3 of her there.

And you will NEVER meet her... she is way out of your league...

you could've been in this league if you'd followed good advice 7 years ago....

I'll follow advice!!!! DIGITS!!;)

21 is too young to be a REAL Star Wars geek, anyway.

FRAUD!

Maybe she's an old soul?

Hey, Clay's not the only geek here. Hook a brotha up.

:D

Pwned.

Oh! That one torched him.

And since Claythan is being a poor sport... a few pics to rub it in.

Aw c'mon. It would be fitting for him to get a cutie like that. He's saved himself all his time.

I have a date today.

Please elaborate

It's not with Claythan.

Congrats!

So is it a guy or gal?..:).not joking. :)Really. :)I am serious.

..how did your date go?

Good luck on the date!

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I'd hit it.

Not great.

Well I just got dumped.. and now I'm single. I'm more this girl's age than Claythan.. Plus I could be in Austin in 3 hours lol.

I can be there in two. **** you.

Ha ha I Donno it'd be interesting.

LMAO. Too bad that isn't a wolf. Hey Claythan, do you have any wolf shirts? Maybe a nice wolf shirt would help you out.

ROFL

Oh my GOD.

A gay dude just offered me 200 bucks for sex! A HOT gay dude.

Ah, the internet.

What you do now is say yes, meet him and say half up front so you know he's serious then just leave with the $100.

I'm pretty sure that when he shows up, Claythan is gonna leave without the money, a sore asshole, and answers about who he really is.

So will that mean he finally lost his cherry?

Gay dudes love me:

LMAO Holy shit dude.

That's nothing. Another guy offered me 3 benjamins.

That shouldn't be difficult..

Pics?

Take your gay shit to WPI queer boy.

We actually have no openly gay members. Here there are at least two.

Kinda hard to see him, but looks like he's in good shape. score.

Free blowjob ? Sounds tempting...

You and who else?

Jesus...no...

DenverChief and Anton! :cuss: