I have a sex date for Tuesday. With a hot cougar.

THIS IS IT!

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It's a dupe dude

BULLSHIT!

I would tap that ****in booty. To the bearded clam!!!!

What kind of shitty picture is that? You're going to meet a dude

You find it shady when a hat cover half "her" ****ing face?

Looks like a dude.

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That or she's ****ing reeruned

But hey if it's a real woman, go for it claythan!

With your wrinkled pusssyyy, I can't be your luvvvvaaa.

arbys, it's what's for dinner

Those pictures look like they're from the 70s. You're not going for a cougar. You going for a cougar's mom.

ROFL

I love this place sometimes.

Anyway here's hoping I have my kidneys.

Maybe tonight's not the night.

why

Don't fret. The night's still young.

Why not?

Stood you up?

I was expecting to be on the road by now.

Like I said it was a dupe dude

Those damn interw3b bots

those pictures were horrible, like from 20 years ago, it's gotta be bs

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She was real, trust me. Probably just had something to do. She has kids.

If (s)he's limp, then that's pretty impressive.

So whats the update?

Who ****in' knows? Women should make up their minds.

Over 100k clicks. You should start posting ads for your sig Clay.

so what happened iwth the original date?

luv met some creepy guy. Now she can do much better.

I am thinking 3 the more you post this stuff..

Ha! Probably.

Have you been saving all your green m&ms????

It's just a matter of time until you two realize you weren't meant to be together.

Now?

Guess I have a date with a DIFFERENT woman now. Sheesh.

go goboy go ... slap that man-sausage to da-biotch ..

Ah, she has children. And undoubtedly realizes I have not checked "long-term dating." And also has not brought UP her kids.

Sex.

I realized that a long time ago.

For your amusement, planet.

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You really need to get laid. Posting everything on here is not working towards that goal.

I'm not good at reading womenspeak. I'm getting our experts here to translate and find the lines that scream "**** ME."

Less talkee, more ****ee.

Hell, we had one conversation and set up a date. That's pretty good, IMO.

What's a brief overview of what this chick looks like?

I'll PM you a photo.

Right away you let her know the last woman rejected you. Not a good idea.

So the last woman thought you weren't good enough. Put any other spin on that. She was cold and distant. You thought she might be clingy. She was just in a bad breakup. She didn't take care of herself. There must have been something. Somehow, she did not meet YOUR standards. This new woman wants to be affirmed that she's special, better than other women, not that you are the equivalent of rummaging through another woman's garbage.

You jumped right to asking her out on a date. She doesn't say yes the first time but 8 minutes later you ask again. Nothing will more surely run a woman off than a guy who is desperate. Deep down women don't think a good man is easy to get, and if you're easy to get, they aren't interested.

Listen, it's not enough to just pretend like you don't need them. You have to believe it. It's true. You've gone what, 20 or 30 years without a woman, like it would kill you if you didn't get this one.

If this is Saturday night she is going to expect to go someplace that is 'Saturday night' and not 'Tuesday morning in your sweats before you have even taken a shower'. Starbucks is fine to start but if she meets your standards then change venues. Go for a walk. if you see a small restaurant say you have always wanted to try it and ply her to go in. You could even go into a used furniture store. Look at freaking vacuum cleaners, who knows what. Anything. Two or three different situations where she didn't expect to be, where you can be fun and she will remember it. She will be picturing what a relationship with you would be like on this date. It should not leave her nodding off.

Asking about exotic dancing, then saying what you want in a woman is nice boobs, then asking her for more photos... you're as subtle as a punch in the face. If you're crossing over into the physical you have to do this in a way that is also exciting and interesting to her. Don't sit there in your underoos and talk about her t*ts on AOL instant messenger.

Probably too late to save this one... she probably has the idea that you are desperate and a horndog. Most women could get one of these guys to their front door in 10 minutes at 4:30 in the morning. Consequently those men have no value to them. But you're in luck, there are billions of women in the world which means there are plenty to practice on.

Just my (ninety) two cents.

Please. She was practically begging for it.

Dude... she's as wide open as they come. she's ready to :hump:.
Sounds even a little desperate. You living at your mom's is the reason you're not getting any ass.

Starbucks is an aweful place for a Internet sex date. too much conversation, daylight and cordialness involved.
Movies are better. you can get your drink on and not give a shit and might actually do something bold and get some.

Think... not dating but meeting them at their place if you can. If you can meet them at their place then that's a sure fire way to tell if you're going to get some ass.

You're trying too hard and putting the pussy on a pedastal. Starbuck :rolleyes:. Shit talk on the phone to her at night and you might get lucky that night. Worked for me.

Next chick... get her freaking number. Call on a Friday/ Saturday night 9-10 o'clock and hold a conversation. 9 times out of 10, you'll get an invite over that night as desperate women are usually looking for something to get into.

Chatting is like sending your resume remotely instead of showing a potential hirer your eyes & teeth.

Another good method that has worked for me numerous times is to get a chick to find a friend. They'll usually meet anywhere at night because they feel safer in numbers. Get a wingman and find one of your chatters and DON'T DOUBLE DATE but meet up or "hook up" at the park, his house or their house or something around night time.

Pretty much my read on it. She's recently divorced, has kids, but doesn't care that I don't have long-term as one of my profile checks. She initiated.

Tell me about it. ROFL

Did you read the convo? It was MY idea to watch a movie at her place. She didn't reject it....

I haven't read this thread in a while. I'll guess what it says:
Claythan claims he's close to getting laid.
Claythan claims he's going to meet a woman
Claythan claims the woman backs out for some reason.
Repeat X times.



Am I right?

Mount the woman, son....

I for one believe that luv should just give claythan some charity puss. He's beyond hope and could use the goodwill.

Claythan is really close now. He should score any minute providing he quits driving round and round her house

She wants to meet at 7 or 8.....NOCTURNAL ACTIVITIES

He posted this at 7:39, so I'm guessing 7 didn't happen.

good point... ROFL

Is this shit supposed to have gone down tonight?

He's probably driving round and round her house.

thats very brutal lol...

Heh. Heheheh. Blast from the past burn.

I fixed your post for ya

ALL OVER HER TITTIES JOHN

ALL OVER HER BIG TITTIES

Nay. On the morrow. We have no plans other than starbucks besides a potential movie at her house, so I WILL GET LAID.

I bet not.

She's recently divorced and doesn't view me as a potential husband.

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

What does she look like?? Goodluck dude, get some alcha alcha alcohol

Again with the Starbucks? WTF?

Damn, I didn't realize it was the end of times. Guess I'll have to mark my appointment book as Hell freezing over tomorrow :D

more likely as a nice SAFE dork, who she can be friends with

Just don't go Forrest Gump into her roommate's robe!

She's looking for companionship — not a relationship necessarily, but companionship. She wants a man to make her feel secure about herself.

You'll need at least three "dates" to get anything more than a hug.

I don't get it either, and i would've just made a decision on where to meet or go, instead of asking her...

but hey, she's going....

Rut row, GoChiefs.

Tomorrow may be a good day. GoChiefs gets to sink the pink, and I get to win the powerball! Nice work for a Saturday!

ROFLROFL

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My money is on you winning the Powerball :D

Dude, PM me a pic... good luck.

Here is tonight's thrilling conversation. Investigate for clues that indicate she wants cock.

SHE TOTALLY WANTS YOUR JUNK

Not good that a single woman doesn't exercise.

She's in great shape. Fantastic shape.