LMAO

You're a tier 1 Alexsexual, so I'm completely shocked by this comment.

I don't know what's going on in here.,. but break it up you guys.Just go back to class.

you forgot:

Alex has a hot wife and I imagine him dripping with sweat

Alex has made more money than you EVER will!

This describes like QBs 6-15 in the NFL every year.

It's incredibly hard to land a top 5 QB. Sometimes you just have to go with the #12 guy and hope for the best.

Exactly.

There's a reason top QBs, are the top QBs. They don't grow on trees. You can't expect Chiefs to have an elite QB every single year.

Lol. Nailed it.

Then I guess I gave myself an Alex Smith last night in a Dollar Tree bathroom after I saw the hot ass cashier.

Alex was too smart for his own good.

I've often imagined Smith's dropbacks where he literally can see all of the "Stat That" numbers floating over everyone's heads.

Where you see guys make incredible plays that had like a 2% chance of getting made, but they got made because the qb took the shot.

Alex never took those shots, because he literally knew the numbers. He always checked it down and took the high percentage plays.

I think if the guy just let go of that shit and played to win instead of playing not to mess up, he could have been really good.

Checkdown or sack was never going to win anything.

The Chiefs passing offense probably averaged a rank of 22nd or some shit over Alex Smith's tenure and we're suppose to act like he was the savior that came in and Peyton Manning'd the entire offense simply because he was risk averse and didn't throw a lot of interceptions...

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I'm very happy I don't have to watch him QB my team anymore. That's about the nicest thing I can say.

And when he left so did the nuthugging alex queers. God those guys were the worst.

1-4 in the playoffs. And that lone win was against the Hoyer led Texans. Alex from all accounts seems like a great human being, but he's mediocrity incarnated as a QB.

There is no reason for some to hate on Smith. He was what he was. He put in the effort. Tried his best with what natural talent he had.

It's on management to know he didn't have that next gear to get us into the SB.

In general, you are correct.

However, he did lead the NFL in deep passing in 2017. Must have been eating his Wheaties.

Do people actually do this after seeing some attractive woman? I would need context with it for my dry Alex smith to work

This is where I'm at. It's a legitimate debate on how that playoff game against the Titans would have turned out if Mahomes was in there after having half a season to get acclimated.

Having a young Tyreek there for you and a younger and hungry Mahomes did wonders for Alex that year. First and only time he eclipsed 4K passing yards in a season.

Forward Progress though

ABSOLUTELY not.

Ring of Honor inductees should be, you know, actually a PLUS to a football team. Not risk averse chickenshits who get dragged to success by a good roster around them, elite, rare playmakers (Jamaal Charles, Travis Kelce, Hill) and shrink in the playoffs/big moments.

He's a great person and I wish him the best. But Alex Smith didn't do anything special in KC and should not be enshrined for it.

Chad Henne could have done exactly what Alex did with those teams. It's because Andy Reid is so God damn good.

****ing ugh

It was like watching a dumpster fire of a kid admit they have a problem, get off drugs, seek counseling... and then a month later hook up with his druggie on-again-off-again ex while thinking it'll be different this time around.

And you know they'll be moderately happy, at least for a while, but a big part of you would rather see them struggle without anyone for a little while than go through the inevitable heartbreak once again, because you know the ex will only work out if they're put in the greatest of situations where they would basically ride the coattails of everyone around them.

And hey, it was objectively a success for a few years, because they quickly turned around their life and weren't a complete dumpster fire.... and that was the crux of the argument, people who enjoyed stepping over the insanely low bar of not being one of the worst human beings possible and striving for average, and others pointing out that maybe they should strive for something better for the first time in 3+ decades by stepping out of their comfort zone a bit.

LMAO @ Calling the Alex years "the dark days".

LMAO Perfect response.

Correct. It is a telling statement on how much other factors impact players. Something that the plug and play Madden generation forgets.

Well said. Excellent comment.

There are 3-5 QBs that every fan base would be happy with. Outside of them, there is never ending wishing for a QB of that caliber. CowboysZone has Dak Duels all day.

Arguing about him every ****ing day?

During the season? Have an Alexexual fight!

During the offseason? Alexexual fight!

Training camp? Preseason? Draft? Alexexual fight!

Again, if you long for those days, then I guess this is the thread for you!

I mean you guys chose to go back and forth with alexexuals. Seems like you made yourself more miserable.

Hell, this thread was bumped 4 years after he left and here you are again. Maybe you like talking about him.

alex was the leto atreides beta that brought us our alpha paul atreides named patrick

Fear is the drive-killer.

Fear is the checkdown that brings total obliteration.

I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over the first down line and through me.

And when it has gone past I will review the film to see its path.

Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only touchdowns will remain.

Post Traumatic Singletary Disorder. That ass freeze framed in his mind at the worst times

This thread got bumped by a Raiders fan who loves bumping threads.

And don't act like you were above the fray for those 5 years. It was everywhere even if you wanted to avoid it, man. There was always somebody who was going to bring it up and have the fight. Your only option to avoid it was to drastically decrease your participation in the football threads.

MOTHER ****ING GOT ****ED IN THE ****ING ASS BY THE REFS

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Pro tip: What puts these scenarios over the top is when the druggie starts sucking dick for drug money,

nevar forgit

Steelers get all the calls.

Going to get yelled at but what's the context for this why didn't it count

That's just absurd. Someone never watched Cassel biff the easy throws Alex hit.

Fischer got called for holding when Harrison slipped on the grass.....
Shitty call

LMAO

This belongs in the Hall of Classics

GREATEST CALL in CHIEFS HISTORY

BECAUSE OF THAT CALL Alex didn't have a chance to heroically lose in the AFC Championship game, making the Chiefs waffle on drafting a QB.

INSTEAD, Chiefs brass decided...welp, we scored 16 points in a playoff game with a noodly armed **** and blew a 2 seed...let's move on.

and they did

Notorious is coming out of the bullpen throwing 100.

There are actually people on this board who believe Mahomes wouldn't be successful had it not be for Alex Smith. They walk among us. Think about that. And let that sink in.

With movement

if we're walking down memory lane...

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omg

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ROFL

Moar!!!!!

Where is the one where he ran out of bounds on 4th down to end the game?

Why are we bashing Smith? So long ago.

Lmao. Like that. Mother****er did that shit all the time

Raider fan bumps an old thread and grabs the popcorn. :popcorn:

Because it’s hilarious and brings together board camaraderie

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LMAO

I gotta see this

He loved doing that shit on 3rd and longs. Make sure you can get a nice 8 yard scamper to add to the stats.

I'm surprised he didn't get someone killed with those throws.

So glad he is gone. i went to his last game as a chief. Only time I was glad the chiefs lost

You crybabies are too emotional. You act like Alex Smith wanted the Chiefs to lose.

Alex Smith did the best he could for us. You can't ask for anything more. He always gave his all. If it wasn't good enough, you guys should be pissed at Reid for bringing him here in the first place.

There's still time

I always was. Still an. Always will be.

“Us”

A lot of those Clay just posted were just errant passes. You throw the ball 400-500 times in a year, some are going to sail or hit the dirt.

I was re-watching our game at LAC the other day and had completely scrubbed Mahomes' miss to Hardman in the end zone on 4th down from my memory. I can't find the gif, but it was here. Down 1 with 1:52 left in the 3rd.

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ban this ****

LMAO

Mahomes definitely has some bad throws, missed open receivers, etc just like Smith. The main difference is Mahomes makes infinitely more throws to make up for those misses and the Chiefs don't need an absolute perfect game from the rest of the team to win. Thats why it was so important that Alex Smith not be the one making the **** ups.

ThaVirus = JENKINSWINS

I could watch shitty throws from past KC QBs all day. Comedy gold.

If Alex Smith ever becomes any part of the Chiefs organization I will lose it. A guy that talented and he played like the ultimate pussy and stat padder. I dont care how good looking and nice he was. How he played football is an insult. He would be the worst coach that ever lived.

Smith coaching: Ok guys we are down by 10 with 11 min left in the 4th quarter. Make sure on 3rd and 10 to tuck it and run for 5 yards to get better position on a punt. You never want to open yourself up to make a mistake or a turnover, plus that hurts your QB rating.

You'll get no argument from me. I ****ing love Mahomes and hated having Alex as our QB.

I'm just trying to be fair. We've got dudes in here saying it didn't turn out to be a good trade and that is erroneous.

Do you get an erection from being an insufferable blowhard all the time?

{runs into the thread panting heavily}

Did someone ask for an insufferable blowhard?!?

IT'S MY MOMENT!

I wasn't aware that I was approaching blowhard territory.

Thumbs down this post if you agree that I have become an insufferable blowhard. Thumbs up if I don't bother you.