The most impressive part of competitive golf for me is watching them tee off with drivers right down the middle of 500 or more onlooking spectators.

I'd kill or mame one at least every other hole.

Holy fook...

Did you see that?

LMAO
Tiger catches a wind gust on a good shot and Phil pulls one out of his ass.

Oh, definitely. I just really like the kid - looking forward to watching his career progress...

And Phil makes a ridiculous shot at 7 - looks like another birdie. Could be a special round for him today...

Oh my goodness. That was ridiculous. He could hit that 100 times and not do that again.

Cabrera is so much fun to watch. Duck walk and all... wish he hadn't quit smoking..

Not Tiger's day.

That was a tough break... it was down and around and out.

Perry and Cabrera don't seem to be rattled. Yet.

I'm thinking Tiger's thinking eagle on 8

Holy Christ.

Phil looking to go ridiculously low today.

Might tie a scoring record for 1st nine.

The term "Get in the hole" should be outlawed. The rest of the crowd should be allowed to pummel whoever yells it.

I do think there should be one tournament on the circuit though where heckling is permitted.

Already is.

#16 at TPC Scottsdale.

You get unmercifully booed if you miss the green.

Best hole in stadium golf.

Hell of a shot there by Tiger.