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Sure-Oz 06-21-2009 02:29 PM
has a woman let you know how you kiss? if you suck at it, you'll never get in the sack...

Skip Towne 06-21-2009 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5853979)
When was the last time you kissed a girl, Skip?
Yesterday. Just before I got a blowjob.

JOhn 06-21-2009 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5854037)
Yesterday. Just before I got a blowjob.
ROFL

The Geezer is getting more action than you...... :doh!:

JD10367 06-21-2009 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5854037)
Yesterday. Just before I got a blowjob.
Smart man. You certainly don't want to kiss her after you get the blowjob.

Skip Towne 06-21-2009 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5854041)
ROFL

The Geezer is getting more action than you...... :doh!:
14 year olds get more action than him

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5854036)
has a woman let you know how you kiss? if you suck at it, you'll never get in the sack...
I asked the previous girl but she never got back to me....

I will ask this one and find out!

Skip Towne 06-21-2009 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854191)
I asked the previous girl but she never got back to me....

I will ask this one and find out!
Have you figured out why they all run away?

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5854192)
Have you figured out why they all run away?
Technically I only got rejected by one.

And the cougar just invited me over for tomorrow night. ROFL

AND SO THE LEGEND CONTINUES...

Mr. Flopnuts 06-21-2009 04:12 PM
Don't ask her if you're a good kisser. At all.

Sure-Oz 06-21-2009 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854191)
I asked the previous girl but she never got back to me....

I will ask this one and find out!
No, never ask them that....make out with a friend... a girl usually gives you an idea when you're kissing if you are or not. if she's really into it heh

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5854199)
a girl usually gives you an idea when you're kissing if you are or not. if she's really into it heh
Hmmm...then I would say the answer is yes.

:evil:

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5852874)
OK, so, to recap the fourth date of my tragic ****ing life:

I arrived 30 minutes early in order to survey the scene, to scout out other possible "jump" locations. As in "let's take this party to the martini bar on the other end of this shitty strip mall."

Anyway, upon arriving it was discovered that the Starbucks we were to meet at did NOT EXIST. It had been replaced by a little pizza joint. So I text her this information. 7 pm rolls around and she calls and is like "I'm gonna be late sorry." And I'm like "Uh this place is a pizza joint. Do you want to get a pie?" And she's like "Sure!"

So she shows up and she's very cute. She is wearing a horizontally striped, low-cut top that shows her nice cleavage. Not as hot as my last date, but definitely bangable. 5-6, 125 pounds, brunette, pretty eyes, nice tits. She smiles, I smile, we both think sexual thoughts.

We order a chicken roma spinach medium and two beers. This is the first time I have had beer since college. I had a Miller mother****in' Lite. It actually wasn't too bad.

We share good conversation. She likes horror films and wants to go see Drag Me To Hell. I inform her it is excellent cinema and file away this note for potential future dates.

She laughs at my stupid jokes and we make lots of eye contact. I lie and say she is hotter than my last date in order to indicate I am sexually attracted to her. 8:30 rolls around and she says, in a very sexy voice, "So, what are you doing the rest of the night?"

My pickup artist brain immediately screams "Say YOU! Say YOU you undersexed stud muffin!" I resist my cro-magnon urge and respond, "Nothing, we could go back to your place and hang out, watch a movie or something?" She agrees to this plan of action and our horny bodies exit the pizza place.

At this point I feel like kissing her. We walk around my car and I say, "I might get in a wreck and die on the way to your apartment. You should kiss me now." This is the smoothest line of my 27-year existence and it works. We kiss, and it ain't no peck on the cheek. We sucked face.

I get wood.

I am going to get laid. I am sure of it.

I follow her car from the parking lot, screaming at the assholes who are cutting me off, blocking my view of her car. I have to traverse Highway 249, make a right onto Beltway 8 and tail this hot bitch for 20 minutes. I have gotten lost many, many times and driving in Houston is a nightmare. I drive like a bat out of hell trying to follow the vagina in the white car in front of me.

We turn onto Beltway 8 and trundle along in tandem for about five miles. At this point we are approximately three quarters of the way to her place. Then she turns into a gas station. My first thought is she needs gas, and she parks in front of the pump (pump my cock, bitch). I pull in and park at the store.

She gets out of her car and starts for mine. Oh shit. Either I'm going to lose my virginity in the restroom of a 7 Eleven (I have six condoms in my right jean pocket, at least I don't need those shitty convenience store rubbers) or the shit just hits the fan.

I get out of my car and she explains that she has decided against ****ing me on this particular night. I attempt to haggle with her for a makeout session, but once a bitch's mind is made up, there is no return, as most of you well know, barring threats of violence. We agree that we should have a second date.

I say "are you gonna call me?" She replies, "Are you gonna call ME?" I take this as an indicator of interest. We kiss again, Crom flutters between my legs, and I grab her ass. She walks back to her car and I drive home.

At least I didn't get lost on the way home. I had never been in that part of town before. Oh, I have also never been in a vagina.

Date #4, in the books. Let's see if this one has the common ****ing courtesy to return my phone calls.
The story is well told... and if true, congrats. But, I think you killed the deal when you mentioned going back to her place. I could be wrong on this, but I think that killed you, despite any kissing that took place. Go to a bar and talk... go find an actual Starbucks, walk around, get to know her. She's not going to take a new guy home after a few slices of pizza.

My guess would be she tried to lose you, then decided to pull over at the gas station to part ways.

Seriously... you had six condoms on you during your first encounter? Kudos for being prepared, but really.... six? And, next time, just leave them under the driver's seat.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854204)
I think you killed the deal when you mentioned going back to her place. I could be wrong on this, but I think that killed you, despite any kissing that took place.
Dude, I'm telling you, she wanted it. The night before she said she was gonna make it a "memorable date." This was her first date in six years. It's not hard to see what happened...she got cold feet. And going to a bar would have guaranteed I went home without getting off.

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My guess would be she tried to lose you, then decided to pull over at the gas station to part ways.
LOL...she wasn't driving very fast if she was trying to lose me. BS

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Seriously... you had six condoms on you during your first encounter? Kudos for being prepared, but really.... six?
I admit, reeruned. But it's pretty funny. ROFL

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854207)
Dude, I'm telling you, she wanted it. The night before she said she was gonna make it a "memorable date." This was her first date in six years. It's not hard to see what happened...she got cold feet.

LOL...she wasn't driving very fast if she was trying to lose me. BS

I admit, reeruned. But it's pretty funny. ROFL
How long has it been since the date and have you heard from her...

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854208)
How long has it been since the date and have you heard from her...
The date was last night. No.

DeezNutz 06-21-2009 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854213)
The date was last night. No.
Have you called?

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5854232)
Have you called?
Hell no.

Skip Towne 06-21-2009 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854204)
The story is well told... and if true, congrats. But, I think you killed the deal when you mentioned going back to her place. I could be wrong on this, but I think that killed you, despite any kissing that took place. Go to a bar and talk... go find an actual Starbucks, walk around, get to know her. She's not going to take a new guy home after a few slices of pizza.

My guess would be she tried to lose you, then decided to pull over at the gas station to part ways.

Seriously... you had six condoms on you during your first encounter? Kudos for being prepared, but really.... six? And, next time, just leave them under the driver's seat.
Obviously she didn't want you to know where she lives.

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 04:56 PM
Yeah, you should hold off until Wednesday before you reach out...

DeezNutz 06-21-2009 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5854238)
Obviously she didn't want you to know where she lives.
Who can blame her? And that's not an attack on GoChiefs.

A girl would have to be an epic ****ing idiot to take intraweb guy she's known for less than 2 hours to her house.

DeezNutz 06-21-2009 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854240)
Yeah, you should hold off until Wednesday before you reach out...
Nonsense.

He can call anytime he wants. High school rules need not apply.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5854241)

A girl would have to be an epic ****ing idiot to take intraweb guy she's known for less than 2 hours to her house.
It happens all the time to people who meet at bars.

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5854238)
Obviously she didn't want you to know where she lives.
No knock on Claythan, but no girl should do that in this situation... it's insane. Meeting someone on the internet, while not bad and is pretty normal is still something to be careful about. If you meet that person live, you still should avoid sharing too much, especially you're freaking address.

Hell, you already know too much most likely... if you were a predator/pyscho stalker - you'd have her car details, plate #, etc. Way too much info.

And, it was the first encounter...

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5854244)
Nonsense.

He can call anytime he wants. High school rules need not apply.
Right now, I really don't want to. I have a date with a horny cougar Monday night, anyway. And she wants sausage pizza. Hold the pizza.

DeezNutz 06-21-2009 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854245)
It happens all the time to people who meet at bars.
While true, I'm sorry, the 'net introduces an entirely different element.

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5854244)
Nonsense.

He can call anytime he wants. High school rules need not apply.
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5854250)
While true, I'm sorry, the 'net introduces an entirely different element.
High school rules?

Look, I was married before online dating, texting and all this stuff blew up. But, I read this story and a few things stick out.

1 - they met online somehow (didn't read that part), so 1 cause for alarm for both parties
2 - you suggested you move the party to her house after meeting her for the first time
3 - you two kissed... again, after your suggestion right?
4 - you had 6 condoms on you for the first dinner date... granted, she didn't see them, but what types of vibes were you sending

So, you suggested she kiss you before you die in a car wreck on your way to her house...

You bet she got cold feet. I don't think you'll hear from her. I'm sure you're a harmless dude when it all boils down to what you're really all about, but you have some psycho red flags that I think you should consider toning down a bit.

DeezNutz 06-21-2009 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854254)
High school rules?

Look, I was married before online dating, texting and all this stuff blew up. But, I read this story and a few things stick out.

1 - they met online somehow (didn't read that part), so 1 cause for alarm for both parties
2 - you suggested you move the party to her house after meeting her for the first time
3 - you two kissed... again, after your suggestion right?
4 - you had 6 condoms on you for the first dinner date... granted, she didn't see them, but what types of vibes were you sending

So, you suggested she kiss you before you die in a car wreck on your way to her house...

You bet she got cold feet. I don't think you'll hear from her. I'm sure you're a harmless dude when it all boils down to what you're really all about, but you have some psycho red flags that I think you should consider toning down a bit.
I'm very bothered by the use of second-person pronouns, directed at GoChiefs, yet my posts being quoted! I wouldn't be mad if you deleted them.

I'm talking about your advice to wait until Wed. That's pointless, IMO. But I agree that I don't think he'll hear back from this girl. He scared the shit out of her.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:09 PM
LOL...is that why she kissed me in a parking lot?

I wasn't sending out "LET'S ****" vibes...we had normal, non-sexual conversation. She initiated any thought of sex by saying "I'll make it a memorable night WINK WINK."

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5854261)
I'm very bothered by the use of second-person pronouns, directed at GoChiefs, yet my posts being quoted! I wouldn't be mad if you deleted them.

I'm talking about your advice to wait until Wed. That's pointless, IMO. But I agree that I don't think he'll hear back from this girl. He scared the shit out of her.
Interesting... we'll take that under consideration.

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854265)
LOL...is that why she kissed me in a parking lot?

I wasn't sending out "LET'S ****" vibes...we had normal, non-sexual conversation. She initiated any thought of sex by saying "I'll make it a memorable night WINK WINK."
You may think that, but you've got a lot of things building up in you... you'll find out though if/when she returns your call.

Regarding the "cougar"... I'm guessing you met her the same way? How old is she and have you seen pictures?

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854270)
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Regarding the "cougar"... I'm guessing you met her the same way? How old is she and have you seen pictures?
They're in this damn thread. And yes.

sedated 06-21-2009 05:14 PM
If he wants to date her and get into a relationship, he should call her ASAP.

But I would assume they met on some sort of "fuk me now I'm horny" website (adult friend finder?), and in that case his moves were not out of the ordinary. I've heard stories of people emailing like twice, then meeting on their lunch breaks to fuk, never to hear from eachother again.

If they met on a no strings attached website, I would assume the downfall was mentioning her home as a fuk place. After a few minutes in the car to think clearly, her womanly instincts kicked in and she realized she didn't want some possibly psycho stranger to know where she lived.

Next time, gochiefs, go to a hotel.

luv 06-21-2009 05:14 PM
Since when is a 30 year old being considered a cougar? You're not that from from 30 yourself.

Bowser 06-21-2009 05:16 PM
What the **** is going on here?*



*obligatory

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5854276)
Since when is a 30 year old being considered a cougar? You're not that from from 30 yourself.
No no no. The other woman. She's in her 40s.

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:17 PM
I just scrolled back... so, is the girl from last night's date (pizza girl) the one that goes by "bigtitties" on that text string?

If so... man, you have so many issues with this one. First of all, nobody worth her time is going to go by that name on a site.

And, regarding the "cougar"... 30 hardly qualifies... not sure what to make of the pics. Just saw your clarification, she's in her 40s... hell you may actually be able to have fun with her, who knows.

Either way... maybe you're going about it the right way if these are hookups from some freaky site. I dunno, the "bigtitties" name cracks me up.

luv 06-21-2009 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854279)
No no no. The other woman. She's in her 40s.
Sorry, I'm having troubles keeping track of the women you almost ****ed.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854281)
I just scrolled back... so, is the girl from last night's date (pizza girl) the one that goes by "bigtitties" on that text string?

If so... man, you have so many issues with this one. First of all, nobody worth her time is going to go by that name on a site.

And, regarding the "cougar"... 30 hardly qualifies... not sure what to make of the pics.
I didn't user her real handle. Jeez.

The cougar is a DIFFERENT GIRL.

TRY TO KEEP UP. :doh!:

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854286)
I didn't user her real handle. Jeez.

The cougar is a DIFFERENT GIRL.

TRY TO KEEP UP. :doh!:
OK - that's nice to know.

What is the name of this site?

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854288)
OK - that's nice to know.

What is the name of this site?
Why, are you looking to score some ass?

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854289)
Why, are you looking to score some ass?
Ummm no, was curious if this was one of the more traditional sites or some other deal.

Bearcat 06-21-2009 05:22 PM
It's amazing how long people are willing to get strung along (or stare at a train wreck, whatever)...

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854294)
Ummm no, was curious if this was one of the more traditional sites or some other deal.
OKCupid...it's fairly traditional but there are some people there just looking to score ass.

I'm one of the sneaky ones. :evil:

sedated 06-21-2009 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5854295)
It's amazing how long people are willing to get strung along (or stare at a train wreck, whatever)...
I've probably said the same thing 10 times in this thread (or at least thought it).

I gotta give props to gochiefs - just when the thread (and his virgin act) loses its burst, he finds a way to draw people back in. He should write for a TV show or something.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5854302)
I gotta give props to gochiefs - just when the thread (and his virgin act) loses its burst, he finds a way to draw people back in. He should write for a TV show or something.
This whole thing should have been a TV show. Starting with my first date EVER last August. Ah, memories. Bad ones.

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:31 PM
You should video blog all of this on YouTube. Hey, if the guy defending Britney Spears with his tearful act can become famous... you have a shot, it would likely be somewhat comical if done right.

Go for it - see what happens. Maybe you could score with the lady from the UK that sings really well or the Octo-Mom... hell, you know she puts out.

Phobia 06-21-2009 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5852874)
I follow her car from the parking lot, screaming at the assholes who are cutting me off, blocking my view of her car. I have to traverse Highway 249, make a right onto Beltway 8 and tail this hot bitch for 20 minutes. I have gotten lost many, many times and driving in Houston is a nightmare. I drive like a bat out of hell trying to follow the vagina in the white car in front of me.

We turn onto Beltway 8 and trundle along in tandem for about five miles. At this point we are approximately three quarters of the way to her place. Then she turns into a gas station. My first thought is she needs gas
Her first thought was, "is this guy some kind of stunt driver?"

Take a flipp'n hint there, Clay. If a woman tries to ditch you in traffic for 30 minutes you are NOT GETTING LAID. Now, leave the lady alone. She's already gonna have to change her phone number and email address.

I will offer you some credit though... you've evolved far from the driving around the block, stalking pervert we first met in 2002. Your sisters have taught you much.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5854306)
Take a flipp'n hint there, Clay. If a woman tries to ditch you in traffic for 30 minutes you are NOT GETTING LAID.
The hypothesis that she was trying to lose me on the highway is incorrect.

I don't think I even got over 70.

Phobia 06-21-2009 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854308)
I don't think I even got over 70.
There's a sure-fire idea though. Start with some granny-sex. I think you might even be able to close that deal.

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854308)
The hypothesis that she was trying to lose me on the highway is incorrect.

I don't think I even got over 70.
I dunno... she drove for 20 minutes. Did she mention previously how close she lived to the meeting spot? I'm not suggesting she was trying to lose you to be mean, rather... she likely had the following realization in the car "Hmmm, is it really that smart to take this guy to my house?"

So, feeling bad and likely not wanting to have the conversation face to face... she may have thought, "Losing him 'on accident' would be easy to talk over later on the phone".

You typed that she asked if you were going to call her... well, on second thought, call her. Say "Hey great meeting you last night... let's grab a drink this week". Just see what happens.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854314)
I dunno... she drove for 20 minutes. Did she mention previously how close she lived to the meeting spot?
Yes. It was about 20 minutes. I knew the general area where she lived. That's where we were heading.

Not everything is a conspiracy theory.

luv 06-21-2009 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5854295)
It's amazing how long people are willing to get strung along (or stare at a train wreck, whatever)...
I'm a professional when it comes to getting strung along.

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854316)
Yes. It was about 20 minutes. I knew the general area where she lived. That's where we were heading.

Not everything is a conspiracy theory.
End the mystery and call her... step away for 5 minutes, tell her that you enjoyed meeting her and would like to see her again. Keep it simple then come back and share with the group.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:39 PM
The "losing him in traffic" is a good idea if we turn this into a made-for-TV movie, though. HIGH SPEED CHASE! We can use "Mona Lisa Overdrive" from "The Matrix Reloaded" and a lot of quick cuts of a hot chick looking in her rearview mirror and furrowing her brow.

Maybe I can jump a semi or something in slow motion.

Mile High Mania 06-21-2009 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854320)
The "losing him in traffic" is a good idea if we turn this into a made-for-TV movie, though. HIGH SPEED CHASE! We can use "Mona Lisa Overdrive" from "The Matrix Reloaded" and a lot of quick cuts of a hot chick looking in her rearview mirror and furrowing her brow.
Flashing back to you as you try to keep up, changing lanes with one hand on the wheel and the other is monkeying with your junk.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5854318)
End the mystery and call her... step away for 5 minutes, tell her that you enjoyed meeting her and would like to see her again. Keep it simple then come back and share with the group.
Too soon.

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Flashing back to you as you try to keep up, changing lanes with one hand on the wheel and the other is monkeying with your junk.
BRILLIANT!

We can cut between my stick shift and my shifting stick.

Bearcat 06-21-2009 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5854302)
I've probably said the same thing 10 times in this thread (or at least thought it).

I gotta give props to gochiefs - just when the thread (and his virgin act) loses its burst, he finds a way to draw people back in. He should write for a TV show or something.
Based on the date that luv edited the original post, it's been around a year... and I just read the last story, and it's either a bunch of BS or the guy really doesn't get it. After the first several months of advice giving and general laughter, I'm not seeing the appeal.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5854331)
Based on the date that luv edited the original post, it's been around a year... and I just read the last story, and it's either a bunch of BS or the guy really doesn't get it.
Dude, the first date of my entire life was last August. I'm a n00b.

sedated 06-21-2009 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5854331)
Based on the date that luv edited the original post, it's been around a year... and I just read the last story, and it's either a bunch of BS or the guy really doesn't get it. After the first several months of advice giving and general laughter, I'm not seeing the appeal.
he gets closer and closer. baby steps I guess. and he seems genuine - I mean I actually got texts from the guy last night, and the stories have enough detail to be legit.

but you are right, he doesn't get it. that's part of the fun. as phobia said, he's come a long way from driving around the block several times and going home with his tail between his legs.

sedated 06-21-2009 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854324)
Too soon.
shut up n00b. send a text. everyone (men and women) hates those high school games. they aren't reality, they are a bunch of bullshit. I guarantee you that if you wait the "typical" 3 days or whatever, you won't hear from her. if you contact her the day after, you will make a good impression and increase your chances by 1000X.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5854343)
shut up n00b. send a text. everyone (men and women) hates those high school games. they aren't reality, they are a bunch of bullshit. I guarantee you that if you wait the "typical" 3 days or whatever, you won't hear from her. if you contact her the day after, you will make a good impression and increase your chances by 1000X.
Because that worked so well with the last girl.

And I didn't even TRY to get in her pants.

luv 06-21-2009 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5854343)
shut up n00b. send a text. everyone (men and women) hates those high school games. they aren't reality, they are a bunch of bullshit. I guarantee you that if you wait the "typical" 3 days or whatever, you won't hear from her. if you contact her the day after, you will make a good impression and increase your chances by 1000X.
This.

If you want to go out again, the waiting game will not increase your chances. She'll either think you're not intrested, or that you're simply playing the game. Either way, it's a turn off. It's kind of flattering to get a text the following day or two. But then, I'm usually just happy to hear from a guy again.

luv 06-21-2009 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854344)
Because that worked so well with the last girl.

And I didn't even TRY to get in her pants.
If the chick isn't interested, waiting three days wouldn't have helped you any.

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 05:58 PM
OK. I will text her. TOMORROW.

Pioli Zombie 06-21-2009 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854334)
Dude, the first date of my entire life was last August. I'm a n00b.
Last August??? Are you the bubble boy or something?
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Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5854462)
Last August??? Are you the bubble boy or something?
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I'm the Jehovah boy.

StcChief 06-21-2009 06:54 PM
Rosy doesn't count.

Pioli Zombie 06-21-2009 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854465)
I'm the Jehovah boy.
Jehovahs can't date?
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Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5854496)
Jehovahs can't date?
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Not casually.

For reference:

http://www.dannyhaszard.com/colitis.htm

dirk digler 06-21-2009 07:16 PM
Good story Clay sorry you ended up having blue balls...again.

My advice if you are interested give her a call(text) tonight or tomorrow but I wouldn't wait the "traditional" 3 days.

Phobia 06-21-2009 09:30 PM
I still don't believe you got the stinky finger, Clay. What did it taste like?

Mr. Flopnuts 06-21-2009 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5854343)
shut up n00b. send a text. everyone (men and women) hates those high school games. they aren't reality, they are a bunch of bullshit. I guarantee you that if you wait the "typical" 3 days or whatever, you won't hear from her. if you contact her the day after, you will make a good impression and increase your chances by 1000X.
This

Hammock Parties 06-21-2009 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5854721)
I still don't believe you got the stinky finger, Clay. What did it taste like?
I didn't taste that shit. Gross.

DaKCMan AP 06-22-2009 12:21 AM
Awesome vacation/road trip and DaKCMan AP might be off the market.

Hammock Parties 06-22-2009 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5854921)
Awesome vacation/road trip and DaKCMan AP might be off the market.
"I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_THR3SZhbQ_...03+Obi+Wan.jpg

easymobee 06-22-2009 01:17 AM
Pic of the 30 yr old divorcee? I'm rooting for you, and remember that 30 is right when women hit their sexual peak.
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Tribal Warfare 06-22-2009 01:51 AM
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booger 06-22-2009 02:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5854721)
I still don't believe you got the stinky finger, Clay. What did it taste like?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854758)
I didn't taste that shit. Gross.
:shake:

booger 06-22-2009 02:53 AM
ask her next time if she wants to try nasallingus

Pioli Zombie 06-22-2009 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5854499)
Not casually.

For reference:

http://www.dannyhaszard.com/colitis.htm
Ok, I'm coming to this late. You're Danny? If so I'm sorry you went through that. Couldn't have been easy. That's messed up about having your healthcare neglected for that. But.........why can't Jehovahs date?

And btw, if the story isn't you. What?????
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